The Archives

This weeks Backpgae News includes stories such as 'Wife walks husband on a leash after curfew because walking dogs are allowed' and, 'Police mistaken for strippers after they raid Argentine swingers’ party'. We then call into a hotline we discovered, where the point of it is to scream, that's it. Sports includes Colman getting frustrated and We have 3 'Of the Weeks, including 'I thought this was America moment of the week. Enjoy with your grandparents, only the cool ones.

This weeks Backpage News includes a wild story coming out of Denmark about a new childrens show featuring John Dillermand, the man with an extraordinary penis. We also cover a meat heist in Toronto along with some other stories, while in our segment we talk about switching up personalities and rollerblading, which is actually pretty cool. In sports we talk Taylor Heinicke and the Raptors suck, but it's okay, followed with 3 'Of the Weeks' including 'Three-fer-one wedding of the week'.

Our Backpage News comes in strong this year, kicking off with a developing story we've been discussing on a body builders fake girlfriend who just broke, then we get into a man receiving his own taxidermied leg just in time for Christmas and a 33-metre vagina sculpture causes uproar in Brazil. Our segment is on Nostradamus who is a French philosopher who's predictions come true 70% of the time (including the pandemic) and he predicts a worse 2021 featuring an apocalypse. In sports we talk The Washington Football Team and have 4 'Of the Weeks' including 'News headline that could be a porn title of the week'.

In our last episode of the year, we kick it off with news stories that cover everything from a man who died of constipation 1000 years ago to a naked man rollerblading down an Ohio interstate. For our segment we predict things that are going to happen in 2021 and in sports we touch on topics ranging from Charlie Woods to the new Fox camera angle. The episode is then capped off with three of the weeks, including; "your birthday isn't as important as you think it is moment of the week" and "most Florida headline of the week". 

This week in Backpage News we talk about an amazon driver who dumped packages in the woods then claimed he was himself dumping as well as a pilot who takes a dick-shaped detour to show his support for his favourite footballer. In our segment we discuss whether or not we believe animals, like us, talk shit. Then in sports we talk the Steelers and Lamelo Ball. To cap it off, we have three 'Of the Weeks' including mix up of the week. 

This week marks the end of Cardigan SZN so we celebrate by doing 'Nog Shots' where we drink Egg Nog and the first to finish hits the other in the nuts. It didn't do as planned.

But first we got our Backpage News with stories such as an anti-gay politician getting caught at a 25-person gay orgy and an Italian man who took a 450km walk to 'cool off' after argument with wife. We then get into Nog Shots, Sports and our 'Of the Weeks' including Too much time on your hands but kinda cool moment of the week and Adolf Hitler of the week

Cardigan SZN is in full effect with a special video coming later this week.

In Backpage News we talk a Mayor backing his decision of having town hall ice rink shaped like a dick and a man going to a doctor for marital issues finds out his doctor was sleeping with his wife. After some BP News stories we Buy or Sell on Presidential Pardons as Joe Exotic came up in the news and in Sports we talk Tyreek helping Racco slap Johns fantasy team. Lastly we have 3 'Of the Weeks' including Unnecessary News Headline of the week.

It's Cardigan SZN baby.

We got a classic Fireside Chats segment this week to kick off Cardi SZN, but first we got our Backpage News featuring story's like a NYC Fight Club bust and the Vatican blaming Instagram for the Pope liking an IG models picture. We then dive into Cardigan SZN by showcasing our extensive vocabulary and then talk Sports. Lastly, we have 3 'Of the Weeks' including Beast of the week

(Sorry in advance for the mics picking up radio frequencies from about minute 34 to 41, our producer wasn't wearing his headphones)

 This weeks Backpage News includes stories like Google Maps capturing a field shaped like a 243 metre long penis in an act of protest to the government and 'Cat-Poop Coffee' was featured at a Shanghai Trade Expo. Our segment was discussing the different forms of modern comedy, from memes to modern sketch comedy videos and podcasts. In Sports, a LOT happened. Chubb, D-Hop, Lakers, Nets, Paulina. Lastly we have three of the weeks including Leonardo DiCaprio Great Gatsby cheers meme moment of the week.