The Archives

The Archives

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The Archives episodes

  • A $10 Podcast

    This weeks pod goes right into our 'Of the Weeks', leading with 'I thought this was Canada' moment of the week. We then get into our Backpage News featuring headlines like a detective divorcing his wife after she was seen in videos at US Capitol riot with other man and a Florida mom shows up to school wearing boxing glove, fights student. We then discuss if the world would be better if everyone was always sober or if everyone was always high. Lastly, in sports we pull up an old Kevin Durant tweet and talk about the Niners trade.

    40 min
  • Sex Doll Divorce & Gambling Madness

    This weeks Backpage News includes headlines like a man getting arrested after taking his toddler inside the elephant enclosure at a Zoo and the Bodybuilder that married a sex doll is now getting divorced. We then talk about how pollution is shrinking penis sizes and some really good parenting tips. Then in honour of March Madness we have a XXX starting five and some gambling problems.

    45 min
  • Denny's & Ikea Rant

    This Weeks Backpage News:

    1. Florida Man Allegedly Pulls Out 'Dank Gummies' When Deputies Asked For ID
    2. Texas man drove BMW dealership loaner car to rob bank, tried to use stolen money to buy BMW
    3. Police: 'I'll kill you if you don't buy me beer;' SLC man pulls gun on 3 people, gives $20
    4. Stuntman soaks in bean dip for 24 hours to save favorite restaurant
    5. Interesting conversation piece:

      • Love/Hate relationship with Denny's
      • Hate/Hate relationship with Ikea
      • Space sperm
      • Sport of the Week: Wife Carrying



        43 min
      • The Cheetos Burglar & We Hate Pepè Le Pew

        This weeks Backpage News features a 12 year-old boy attempting to steal 4 cars and a woman getting arrested after being linked to crime via Cheetos residue on teeth. We then talk about The Looney Tunes controversies on Lola Bunny and Pepè Le Pew and Burger Kings cringy PR stunt. In sports we talk about Yukigassen, a snowball fight meets dodgeball sport that is huge in Japan.

        42 min
      • Dr. Seuss & Calcio Storico

        This weeks Backpage News features a man faking his own kidnapping ‘because he didn’t want to go to work’ and a lesbian love triangle found guilty in the biggest series of locker room thefts in Czechia. In our segment we discuss it being almost a year since lockdown, along with Dr. Seuss getting cancelled, followed by a discussion on the most belligerent sport in the world, Calcio Storico

        47 min
      • Minnesota Invented Everything Cool & Animal Theory

        We kick things off with our 'Of the Weeks' including 'make yourself at home burglary attempt of the week' before getting into our Backpage News. BP News includes some odd stories like man with ‘world’s longest penis’ exposed as ‘a fake’ by doctor and a Minnesota business selling self-cleaning underwear and bedsheets. We then, for some reason, discuss an odd theory regarding animals  Racco came up with before getting into our sports discussion on Cam Newton and a new $500 million e-Sports arena being built in Toronto.


        Stick around till the end to hear our $250 giveaway.

        45 min
      • Karen Therapy & Stalking Service
        We're back after a super dope interview with Montre Livingston and we're back with a doozy. Kicking things off with our 'Of the Weeks', followed by interesting stories in our Backpage News, including 6 arrested after changing Hollywood sign to Hollyboob and people are selling masks that are 'beaver' scented, you know what I mean. We then ramble about a potential stalking service we can provide for the cheap price of $500 and how space travel is the only way humans can survive. Lastly, in Sports we talk about our love for the FCFL.
        45 min
      • Montre Livingston: Pro Rollerblader (The Tom Brady of Blading)

        Grab a joint or PBR and come hang out with us as we welcome on professional rollerblader Montre Livingston on todays Down to the Wire. We talk about the landscape of rollerblading as an extreme sport since it's been removed from the X Games in 2005, his signature rollerblades, what his favourite rollers are, and what his favourite blades are. We watch over some of his wildest tricks and jumps while coining new terms for them, be sure to head over to our Website or YouTube to watch this portion of the interview and see for yourself what we're going crazy about.


        We had a great time and can't wait till we go down to North Carolina and film some cool blading vids and smoke in his 1990's game room.


        YouTube Channel Links (DTTW Entertainment)

        FULL: https://youtu.be/h63estyzyIk

        REVIEWING TRICKS CLIP: https://youtu.be/y45eUphVeOM

        56 min
      • Win $250 & Remaking the Best Halftime Show

        This week we kick things off mentioning our latest giveaway and get into our 'Of the Weeks' including Unnecessary Headline of the Week and Necessary Headline of the Week. In our 'Backpage News' we have stories to discuss such as a man transforming his body into a black alien and a Tokyo man charging $100 to do nothing, and people are dying to use his service. Our segment is discussing odd jobs and in Sports we remake the Creed halftime show in 2001 in honour of Super Bowl Sunday approaching. 

        49 min
      • Safe Word & Is 2 Bigfoot Sightings Bigfeet?

        This week we mixed it up a bit for you guys and kick things off with our 'Of the Weeks', including Unnecessary News Headline of the Week. Our Backpage News includes stories like Biden getting rid of Trumps Diet Coke button, and a car thief who stole a car with a child in the backseat came back to 'lecture' the mom about parenting. Then we determine whether to Buy or Sell on Big Foot and cap the show off with Sports including looking ahead to Brady vs Mahomes.

        43 min

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