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We kick things off with our 'Of the Weeks' including 'worst fact guy of the week' and 'that should be enough moment of the week'. 

In our Backpage News, where we find weekly weird news happening in the world, we get into some offbeat headlines such as 'UK Town Plagued by Vandal Dumping Beans Everywhere" (11:24), "Driver Waiting for Assistance With Broken Down Vehicle Fatally Shoots Naked Man in Alabama" (17:05), and "Antivaxers believe 'pure' sperm will skyrocket in value" (23:30).

We then get into Sports where we talk Fantasy Football, Bolt vs Tyreek and how white the New England Patriots are. For clips of our show head over to our website or YouTube Channel.

Anyone heard from Down with Webster latley? Hope they're doing okay, anyways we kick it off with some 'Of the Weeks' including 'Thanks? I guess? moment of the week and 'Worst chastity belt everrr moment of the week'.

In our Backpage News, where we find weekly weird news happening in the world, we get into some offbeat headlines such as, " Woman Sues McDonalds, Saying Burger Ad Caused Her to Break Fast" (18:05), Donkey milk sells for Rs 10,000 per litre in Maharashtra's Umarga: Why it is popular and so expensive" (24:05),  A loose venomous cobra is terrorizing this Texas suburb" (30:16), and "Trump appointed DOJ official claimed Chinese thermostats changed votes" (34:04).

Lastly in Sports we discover the World Armwrestling League and how one of the greatest armwrestlers the world has ever seen is from right here in Ottawa, Mr. Devon Larratt. In honour of this we end the show off with a live arm wrestler, no spoilers will be given out on who got embarrassed. 

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We explain how we're real journalists now and have something special planned for you guys in the future before getting into our 'Of the Weeks', featuring "Seems kind of racist headline of the week" and "Product placement moment of the week".

In our Backpage News, where we find weekly weird news happening in the world, we get into some offbeat headlines such as "Washington man shoots fridge after soda can explodes, police say" (13:23), "First responders in Sherbrooke, Que., apologize after mistaking fire victim for mannequin" (17:32), "Trial begins for B.C. man accused of breaking quarantine to go to Flat Earth conference" (22:13), and "Titanic museum iceberg wall collapses, injuring 3 visitors" (30:26).

In Sports we talk about the ridiculous pay gap amongst gold medal winning Olympians based on the country they represent and we talk about our new favourite olympian from China. For video clips of our podcast head over to our website or YouTube Channel

A message from your hosts Jacob Racco and John Balser

This weeks episode kicks off with a nice little story about a dead goat, then gets into our 'Of the Weeks' including 'suuuuuuuuuuuure, for "education” moment of the week' and 'I thought this was America moment of the week'.

In our Backpage News, where we find weekly weird news happening in the world, we get into some offbeat headlines such as "Serial pooper banned from defecating, urinating in open spaces after ‘numerous’ convictions in British town" (15:20), "Woman who broke into dentist’s office to steal cash also pulled 13 teeth from victim, say police" (18:21), "Fart vacuum device claims to ‘reduces the stench of flatulence'" (23:04), and "Biden administration dropping Trump rule to boost showerhead water flow" (31:01).

We cap this weeks episode off with some new Jameis Winston workout footage and the Olympics are NOT against sex, rather just super environmentally friendly. For clips of our podcast head over to our website or YouTube Channel

This week we kick it off with our 'Of the Weeks' including that’s where all my bowling balls went moment of the week and Antichrist spider-man moment of the week

In our Backpage News, where we find weekly weird news happening in the world, we get into some offbeat headlines such as "Evidence lost in case of soldier accused of feeding cannabis-laced cupcakes to gunners, lawyer says" (19:46), "Oregon man knocks out, hogties active shooter, according to Portland police" (26:28), "Women Who Rammed Cops Arrested After She Stopped To Get McDonald's Chicken Nuggets During A Wild Police Chase" (34:11), and "Florida Man Steals Two Police Cars During Chase" (39:12).

In Sports Racco sounds off on Italy's win in the Euro's and McGregor's snapped ankle. For video clips of our podcast head over to our website or YouTube Channel

We start todays show off with some 'Of the Weeks' including 'friendly reminder that China loves dogs moment of the week'. Then we jump into this weeks Backpage News featuring headlines such as; "Butt Naked Burglar Surrenders After 2-Hour SWAT Standoff, Police In Chester County Say", "Man who jumped from moving plane says he bought ‘a lot’ of crystal meth before boarding", "Man who set fire to house by cooking steak in toaster upset at insurance payout", and "Florida doctor accidentally performed surgery on wrong testicle, report says".

In Sports we talk about the better non-athlete moment of the long weekend, Joey Chestnut being Joey Chestnut, the NIL and of course Sha'Carri Richardson.

Get ready for four 'Of the Weeks' including heavy hitters like "Best use of cannibalism of the week" and MOOOOve bitch, get out the way moment of the week". Join us then for four huge Backpage News stories including, "Pa. Police break up exorcism in Home Depot lumber aisle", "Fla. Woman named Booze crashes into Taco Bell sign while driving drunk", "For two hours, Massachusetts bar accepts Monopoly cash" and finally "Tokyo Olympics athletes warned not to use 160,000 free condoms". 

We then cover some big news in the world of pigeon racing and archery, as well as briefly talk about the fact that you can bet on your Dominos' orders now. 

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We went overboard on todays 'Of the Weeks' and throw in a couple extra ones including 'that's tough moment of the week' and 'do as I say, not as I do moment of the week'. We then get into our Backpage News with headlines such as: "42,000 pounds of missing pistachios leads to possible illegal pistachio operation" (12:30), "Keep Amazon's Jeff Bezos from returning to Earth, petitions beg" (17:02), "An Autonomous Weaponized Drone "Hunted Down" Humans Without Command For First Time (21:22)", and "Man's vanished penis returns, yet to start functioning" (25:17).

We wrap it up with Sports by determining when during the year we plan to talk about a niche sport, also know as 'Backpage Sports' (it'll stick, trust) or actual sports, like the Suns in 4 guy, Ben Simmons sucking a phat one and Racco's ice cold take on hockey.

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Before getting into the odd stories happening in the news, today's episode starts with our 'Of the Weeks', including 'Floridaception moment of the week' and 'wish I was a watermelon moment of the week'.  

In our Backpage News we discuss headlines like: 'NBC's Ultimate Slip 'N Slide shut down by diarrhea outbreak' (15:08), 'Austrian man jailed for 19 months after tattooing Nazi symbol on his testicle' (19:20), 'No shirts, pants or undies needed on bike ride, just mask' (26:12), and two Florida samurai sword stories in ' Escambia County man chases man with samurai sword, threatens deputy' (31:52) and 'Florida Man Attacks person With Sword Over TV Remote' (37:36). 

This weeks niche sport is Chess Boxing and it is absolutely electric, the two polar opposite sports mixed together sparks an interesting debate.

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