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We kick things off with our 'Of the Weeks' including 'Woohoo I didn't get stung by bees, awhhh I got eaten by piranhas moment of the week' and 'Really Florida? This is where you draw the line? Moment of the week'.

Then we get into our Backpage News and discuss some of the most offbeat and weird headlines in the news, starting with; "Parents warned to look out for cannabis in Halloween candy/Portland parents discover inappropriate candy in Halloween bags" (23:10), "Erratic driver shoots at a motorist, eludes police, crashes stolen truck into garage, steals ‘Ricky Bobby’ racing suit, authorities say" (29:59), and "Boston Medical Center surgeon fined for leaving operating room to eat in his car, then falling asleep and missing the procedure" (36:47).

Finally, in Sports we talk about OBJ and Colman talks baseball for our annual baseball conversation, he also picks out this weeks $1 parlay.

Today's episode starts with our 'Of the Weeks', including 'that explains why Colmans nose is so small moment of the week' and 'prank or murder? you decide! moment of the week'.

We then dive into our Backpage News and discuss some offbeat and weird news headlines such as; "A man was 'covered' in poop after a passing plane dumped toilet waste over his backyard, lawmaker says" (16:40). "Scientists Built an AI to Give Ethical Advice, But It Turned Out Super Racist" (21:59), "7-Foot Harambe Statue Stares Down Wall Street's Charging Bull, Which Is Now Covered in Bananas" (29:00), and "Billionaire ex-Walmart exec says the first 'settlers' of his planned $400 billion city 'Telosa' will likely be selected through applications - and they could move in by 2030" (34:54).

Then in Sports we decide if the guy who gave up Tom Brady's 600th TD pass got a fair deal.

We kick todays show off with some exclusive Facebook news with a naming rebrand about to take place, as well as how time is an illusion because Racco watched a Netflix documentary. Then we get into our 'Of the Weeks' such as 'Gun to your head at a Waffle House moment of the week', which actually had a tie between two separate incidents.

Then we get into our Backpage News with offbeat and weird news headlines such as "UK bakery ordered to stop using illegal US sprinkles that contain E127 food colouring" (22:00), "New Zealand council ends contract with wizard after two decades of service" (29:38), and "Museum Starts OnlyFans Account After Its TikTok Is Banned for Posting Nudes" (37:19).

In sports the NBA is back and in honour of the Washington Football Team cutting kicker Dustin Hopkins for Chris Blewit, we list the most unfortunate athlete names in history.

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This week the guys are out of town so we got a pre-recorded episode coming at you today. Which starts off with us getting carried away in random conversations for the first 15 minutes, because the best intros are the ones that never end. We eventually get into our 'Of the Weeks' which includes 'Violent otter group of the week' and 'If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em moment of the week'.

In our Backpage News we get into the offbeat and weird news stories out there, including headlines such as "Florida man accused of assaulting roommate with slice of pizza" (19:00), "Customers slammed after printing out instructions for chef on how to cook their meal" (25:54), "Man who has lived on raw meat (including chicken) for three years says his body is filled with energy" (29:44), "Thousands in China Are Using a Special Remote to Repel ‘Dancing Grannies’" (34:12).

Then in Sports we have nothing for you because like I said this episode was pre-recorded and we can't tell the future. It's a shame though considering the wild headlines coming out of the sports world, you're just gonna have to stay tuned for next weeks show.

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We kick things off this week with beef against jeans and flip flop guys before getting into our 'Of the Weeks' featuring a three way tie for '3/4 life crisis moment of the week' and '60% of people are liars moment of the week'.

Then we get in to our Backpage News where we discuss weird and offbeat headlines such as "A ninja with a sword attacked a U.S. Army special operations unit in California" (15:05), "Groom’s love of pranks backfires after stunt divides family at his own wedding" (21:46), "Boston students ride party bus with stripper pole, neon lights amid driver shortage" (25:37), and "US man sues psychic who 'promised to remove ex-girlfriend curse'" (31:58).

In Sports we make our Week 5 parlay. Be sure to follow us on Instagram and check out our Website or YouTube to watch clips and read some blogs on more oddity's in the world. 

We start today's show after a good ole fashioned game of football in front of our studio in a crowded downtown street and start things off with our  'Of the Weeks', including 'Best Resume of the Week' and 'It's called Art Mom! Moment of the Week'.

We then get into the offbeat and weird news happening in the world in our Backpage News with headlines like; "Paralympian James Brown jailed for plane glue stunt", "Man ejaculates from anus, urinates feces for two years before seeking help", "Man found asleep in pile of chicken fingers, meth in Pleasant Grove days after getting out of jail", and "Public urination at Glastonbury Festival leaves traces of cocaine and MDMA in river, posing threat to rare eels".

In sports we talk about the great match that took place earlier and we do another 16 team parlay this week, basing the winners on which mascot would win, of course.

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Would you rather $25 million or 25 million loyal friends? After answering that question wrong, we kick things off with our 'Of the Weeks', including our way too down to the wire moment of the week and I can attest to that moment of the week.

In our Backpage News we discuss offbeat headlines such as "Blueberry heist leaves farmers searching for answers" (10:30), Woman Raids Ex-Husbands Cryogenics Lab. Steals Frozen Brains He Meant to 'Bring Back to Life'" (14:31), "Human Waste Sought in Vile Market Act" (20:14), and 'Concerns over kids buying baked beans as 'beaning' trend goes viral" (24:50).

In Sports we pick a 16 game parlay for Week 3 of the NFL season that's going to win us $950,000.

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We kick the episode off with 'Of the Weeks' including "If I can't have it no one can moment of the week and repeat heaters such as "Bossman of the week" and "If you want something done right, you do it yourself moment of the week". 

We then move into Backpage News, your source for the hottest and weirdest stories coming predominantly out of the American south with headlines such as, "New Roomba promises "poopocalypse" stories are a thing of the past", "Naked woman drove golf cart through armed standoff in Dunedin", "Kentucky man accused of firing shots out of hotel window, says he was shooting at aliens" and lastly, "Florida Mom helped son beat up a kid". 

In sports we talk about the true America couple that saved a cat from falling to its death at a football game with their trusty American flag and our fantasy football highs. 

We hate to do it, but we got a zoom call podcast for you guys this week. I know they suck but especially after a no show last week, we gotta do it. We'll be back in studio next week, if you're one of those people like us who just can't listen to shitty zoom calls just go back to last weeks episode, it was a banger.

We kick it off with our 'Of the Weeks' including "If you want something done right, you do it yourself moment of the week" and "When you lie a little too hard on your resume, moment of the week".

Then we get into our Backpage News, our weekly news segment where we find weird stories happening in the world and we get into headlines such as, "Viagra thief 'not a hardened criminal', lawyer says" (15:25), "Man tried to smuggle $34,000 worth of cocaine under his toupee, police say" (21:44), "Man cuts off penis and throws it out car window during police chase" (27:43), and "Man used scoreboard message to break up with his girlfriend at Akron RubberDucks-Harrisburg Senators game" (35:28).

In Sports we talk about Bishop Sycamore and how we should start our own school. For video clips of today's show or prior episodes head over to our website or YouTube Channel.

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We start the show off by trying to remember a joke before getting into our 'Of the Weeks' including "That answers the age old question moment of the week" and "Who are you trying to impress moment of the week?. 

In our Backpage News, where we find weekly weird news happening in the world, we get into some offbeat headlines such as 'There's a loose kangaroo in Lebanon County PA. Whose is it?'(18:47), 'TikTok doctor explains why sneakers filled with human feet keep washing up on beaches in the Pacific Northwest' (24:25), and 'A 10-foot python surprised a woman in a supermarket spice aisle. She was a trained snake catcher' (31:08). 

In Sports we list as many stadiums as we can off the top of our head and have an arm wrestle re-match. For video clips of today's episode head over to our website or YouTube channel