Happy Holidays!

And why don't you sleigh yourself on over to Matt Shaw's new fortified compound for steaming hot cup of Army of Drunks Swedish Glögg! This Ikea-sounding hot Swedish spiced wine is our drink this year, and damn, it's is gloggolicious.

And our guests are the Three Drunk Therapists -- who are much wiser than those Biblical randos who walked the desert with a fistful of myrrh -- here with real advice for how to survive the holidays.

Look for the recipe in our show notes at www.armyofdrunks.net. When I finally get the time to do it. Christmas has been brutal this year, know what I mean? Search for Grisly's Cosmic at any California www.totalwine.com

It's summertime! And you know what that means: Harvey Wallbangers and evidence-based practiced bolstered mathethmatically-tested methods for interfacing with large language models. Yes, it's our Summer Science Show 2025, and our good friend mathematician Ian McEwan is back to talk about AI -- or "artificial intelligence" as the kids call it -- and dismiss all of our dumb assumptions that we got from watching Terminator 2. We're drinking our favorite retro summer libation, the Harvey Wallbanger, and of course the Grisly's Cosmic Float. Recipes for both will be in our show notes at www.armyofdrunks.net. I mean, just as as soon as I get around to putting them up. Search for Grisly's Cosmic at any California www.totalwine.com

It's that most drunkerful time of year, and this season the Army has officially become your deadbeat dad! Yeah, we didn't have time to do a show this year. As a way of making it up to you, we are redropping a couple of ancient chestnuts down your chimneyhole in the form of our original Eggnog and Hot Toddy shows from TEN FRIKKIN YEARS AGO! Consider it a regift. Sorry. Hey, maybe if our boss hadn't been breathing down our necks, or your mother hadn't kept naggin' and naggin....

Beause you asked for it! Or someone like you who lives in California did. It's our biennial Drunk Guide to California State Ballot Measurs and/or Propositions! Josh Kamensky joins us for another run down on all the confusing propositions on this year's CA ballot. And we drink beer. We like beer! An actual list of our recommendations can be found on the website www.armyofdrunks.net

The Hotdog Shot! Does that have your attention? It's one of many genuinely terribly playa-cocktails we sample -- so you don't have to! -- in our latest Shameless Burning Man Special. Wondering why Burning Man has been a little weird lately? BUCK DOWN HAS ANSWERS! We also dive into the history of "Farmer's Coke," which is the rich southern tradition of drinking peanuts in your coca-cola, and put our own Grisly's Cosmic spin on it making Yeti's Nuts.

It's the Army of Drunks 2023 rushed Christmas Special. Yes, it's Christmas again, lonely shut-in! And we're here to get you through the day, this time starting on Christmas morning! We teach you how to make Grisly's Cosmic Pancakes, review an uncomfortable number of Christmas cereals, drink Brandy Alexanders, and... other stuff. Merry Christmas, Motherf***ers!

March is the Irishest month, and we've got the booze to prove it! Friend of the show and whiskeytarian Alex McKay to runs us through a fine spate of Irish Whiskies from such boozesmiths as Teeling, Redbreast, Sexton, and more. And of course, we rate each one after a Batman.

The Army's Official Site Show List http://armyofdrunks.net/shows/

Grisly's Cosmic Black https://shop.grislyscosmic.com/

Two Drinks, One Show! In what's either our late Mardi Gras show or our just barely-under-the-wire February Show, we both revisit that staple of Mardi Gras staggering the Hurricane, and dive into the "New Orleans Manhattan" a.k.a. the Vieux Carré. (Pronounced the creole way.) Plus a list of things that will get your arrested in New Orleans, and a boob-themed Booze News!

The Army's Official Site Show List http://armyofdrunks.net/shows/

Grisly's Cosmic Black https://shop.grislyscosmic.com/

It's our Artificial Intelligence show, where we try cocktail recipes generated by ChatGPT, and hope we haven't created a computer/alcohol hybrid that will some day destroy the world!

This is Part Two: The Drunken Bulls***. If you haven't listened to part one, start there. If you have listened to part one, prepare for a serious drop in the level of discourse. But we had two more ChatGPT-generated cocktail recipes to get through, and no measure of that "good sense" stuff was going to stop us.

The Army's Official Site http://www.armyofdrunks.net/

Grisly's Cosmic Black https://shop.grislyscosmic.com/

It's our Artificial Intelligence show, where we try cocktail recipes generated by ChatGPT, and pray to the gods of booze for forgiveness!

This show is so big, we dividied it into two parts. Part one: The Actual Educational Stuff! Our official "drunk scientist" Ian McEwan is back and answers all of our goddamn questions about the present and future of A.I. (No, Midjourney is not secretly trying to become Skynet so it can kill us all.)

The Army's Official Site http://www.armyofdrunks.net/

Grisly's Cosmic Black https://shop.grislyscosmic.com/