Every M-F I do a livestream on Twitter and YT called The ASTROLABE, covering all the tweets, videos, articles, and memes that caught my eye. Many are saying it's the "best afternoon morning show on the internet."

SEE BELOW for the list of all the content for the 3/11 show.

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3/11 ASTROLABE LINKS:

* (9) Dallas Texas TV on X: "“Tetas” Rangers hats that were removed from the MLB online store have now hit EBay for $1,000 (Via @rangers__nation) https://t.co/otQXc3eLbU" / X

* (6) Dudes Posting Their W’s on X: "Kids today will not get to experience the great feeling of anticipation of Game releases https://t.co/jHh35rkfPe" / X

* (6) Baron H. on X: "Why is it nearly impossible to find recordings of sea songs sung as originally intended with a huge group of men? I swear this handicam recording has more presence and impact than half the stuff on Spotify. https://t.co/8y8TnqgRIK" / X

* (8) Magills on X: "Looks like a before and after Ozempic ad https://t.co/JBnwfY6wTQ" / X

* (9) Trump War Room on X: "Vice President @JDVance delivers remarks ahead of his meeting with the Irish Prime Minister: "One of the things that we try to do with this breakfast is just remind people of the important bonds of friendship between the United States and Ireland." 🇺🇸🇮🇪 https://t.co/TSKlR5Uzx4" / X

* (9) Autism Capital 🧩 on X: "Trump proves that “WHAT ARE THOSE?!” can happen with any generation 💀 https://t.co/QCXCRXRD72" / X

* (10) Autism Capital 🧩 on X: "🚨 NEW: Trump says he loves Conor McGregor’s tattoos “I do happen to like your fighter. Oooo. He’s got the best tattoos I’ve ever seen. I don’t know if I’m a big tattoo guy but Ooo those tattoos.” LMAO! 😂 He’s the best. https://t.co/HqwKmjJtKw" / X

* (10) Autism Capital 🧩 on X: "🚨REPORTER: “Ireland is known for very happy fun loving people with great attitudes. Why in the world would you let Rosie O’Donnell move to Ireland if she’s just going to lower your happiness level?” Incredible 👏🏼 💀 https://t.co/EpE46u2NjC" / X

* (10) Autism Capital 🧩 on X: "🚨 TRUMP: “Schumer is a Palestinian as far as I’m concerned. He’s become a Palestinian. He used to be Jewish. He’s not Jewish anymore. He’s a Palestinian.” LMAO 💀 https://t.co/dt2UijfDqg" / X

* (10) Crémieux on X: "President Trump just sent a hugely important memo to all agency heads. It instructs them to inform courts filing injunctions against them that, per the law, plaintiffs have to post a security equal to the potential costs of the injunction to the Federal Government. https://t.co/9TVQ7oDPFz" / X

* (11) Ashley Boldin on X: "@Aristos_Revenge Trump already said that they would push to primary someone who fought against the rollout of the agenda. So Trump is just following through on what he said. It really wasn’t about Massie but about doing what you say you’re going to do. The Massie crowd already knows from" / X

* (11) Eighth Century Woodchipper 🌳🪓 on X: "The Trump-Massie thing is kayfabe. Trump has called for primarying him before and it never works. AIPAC spent something like a few million per Jewish person in his district only to lose spectacularly. Massie is untouchable. This is about sending a message to every other GOP" / X

* (11) Oilfield Rando on X: "You want people like Massie in there to constantly pull things rightward. “Oh you did this, great, I want more, give me more cuts, give me national concealed carry, MORE!” You always want those folks driving the party rightward, even if it causes friction" / X

* (11) Mark Mitchell, Rasmussen Reports on X: "Bloodthirsty redditors cheer Europe but have no idea how this will turn out. As a former submariner, I do. https://t.co/hEsyBKpF5s" / X

* (11) Sky News on X: "BREAKING: Russia has accused the UK of being the "main instigator" of global conflict - and has appeared to blame the Second World War on Britain Live updates 🇺🇦➡️ https://t.co/PAiZ4D1jU3 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube https://t.co/Wwkq6cKaWP" / X

* (10) Tablesalt 🇨🇦 on X: "🚨BREAKING 26 MEMBER STATES OF EUROPE ENDORSE THE EU PRESIDENT'S $800B- 1 TRILLION USD DEFENSE SPENDING PLAN This is equivalent to US defense spending. A new global superpower is being born. https://t.co/Rbveanu5oh" / X

* (10) Financelot on X: "BREAKING: The European Commission plans to take €10 trillion of citizens' savings for EU defence *Get your money out of European banks. https://t.co/a9my820H0M" / X

* (17) Ursula's Predicament - Millennial Woes

* (12) Steven Lubka ☀️ on X: "The only thing which matters for markets right now is the Trump administrations policy- what do we know and what is their plan? How long are they willing to tolerate the stock market going down? Is there a timeline where they step in to support it? I explore all of that here👇 https://t.co/IreQcF7pu2" / X

* (12) bumbadum on X: "To every Gen Xer and Boomer whining about the stock market. Keep in mind the altnernative ran on taxing UNREALIZED CAPITAL GAINS. So your choice was a possibly small stock market dip (lose some money). Or being taxed on money you don't have, then withdrawing that money (taxed on" / X

* (12) Matt Braynard on X: "Interesting take from the internet's most reliable news source. https://t.co/KdVbF1LpmB" / X

* (12) Gordo Stevens on X: "Trumps economic play for the remainder of 2025 IMO: 1. Use tariff threats to correct US equity markets which increases demand for US Govt bonds and drives down yields. 2. Refinance $7 trillion in maturing bonds at lower rates. 3. Lower bond yields result in a devalued" / X

* (12) TFTC on X: "Bit Bonds: An Idea Whose Time Has Come Full presentation by Andrew Hohns. https://t.co/Hk1Vw8Wvga" / X

* Andrew Hohns - Your Bitcoin is Worth More Than You Think (New Collateral Method) - YouTube

* (2) The Kobeissi Letter on X: "Morgan Stanley with a MASSIVE call: As Tesla's stock, $TSLA, falls below its November 5th low, MS is calling for a HISTORIC rally to $800 next. This would imply a +300% rally which they say can happen within 12 MONTHS. Here's how they see it happening. (a thread) https://t.co/S10vwT8iO7" / X

* (9) Serf on X: "Patriot https://t.co/TKbnFhD9Ys" / X

* (13) Jake Rattlesnake on X: ". @eazydebates cooked him 🔥 https://t.co/mfrs2PvCdm" / X

* (13) Vagrant of Rhodes 🗡️🕯️ on X: "Quick 🧵: The left doesn't actually know anything, they just make up scary sounding, pseudo-academic terminologies to wish away normal behavior. Wanting a safe home is "xenophobic", wanting to maintain your town is "problematic", wanting a high-trust society is "fascism", etc. 1/" / X

* (13) KeriA on X: "https://t.co/UL3SVQcJlC" / X

* (13) Trad West on X: "This was actually a great speech! Christ is King! https://t.co/klxiyUimjj" / X

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