The Auchterarder Chippy

The Auchterarder Chippy

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The Auchterarder Chippy episodes

  • An Off-Peak return on the Cathcart Circle

    On this week's show, we jump on the managerial merry-go-round as it pitches up at Pittodrie, Somerset and Cappielow; there's diving in Dingwall as the soaked Staggies succumb to the Speedos; there's an influx of Innes' at the Indodrill; and, in this week's feature, we cast our beady eyes over the outside Scotland squad contenders looking to seal an off-peak return on the Cathcart Circle service to the Euros.

    All this and more in this week's edition of The Auchterarder Chippy!

    Music Credits:
    Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

    1 hr 4 min
  • The All Ireland Breakdancing Champion

    On this week's show, there's a new old name on the Premiership trophy as Terry Munro is thwarted; Arbroath find themselves smoked by the Queens, while a Caley Thistle defender draws comparisons with the Greatest of All Time; Keatings continues his Championship love affair while Wright continues his Killie nightmare; and we have an interview with breakdancing, moonwalking Stranraer forward Ruari Paton. 

    All this and more in this week's edition of The Auchterarder Chippy!

    Music Credits:
    Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

    1 hr 16 min
  • 'Dancing in the Living Rooms of Johnstone'

    On this week's show, we celebrate the Saints as Livi lose the League Cup final; Graham Alexander's players are brilliant while Tommy Wright's boys stop the rot; there's the usual 1-2 switcheroo in Fife, and the underdogs of Arbroath and Dumfries carry on their unstoppable rise; finally, we hear about a Scot Abroad who conquered Norway, Belgium and Australia, only to be downed by a slide tackle from one of our presenters.

    All this and more in this week's edition of The Auchterarder Chippy!

    Music Credits:
    Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

    1 hr 16 min
  • 'He's 35, a binman and he's out of this world!'

    On this week's show, there's goals galore as Scotland net a decade and even Aberdeen manage to stain Killie's clean sheets; the Dee and Queen's serve up a belter at Dens, while Bobby Linn serves up efficient waste management at Gayfield; St Johnstone are rampant against listless Well; and in the Scots abroad we profile a man so ginger that it is a miracle he didn't contract chronic sunstroke the minute he boarded the plane to India.

    All this and more in this week's edition of The Auchterarder Chippy!

    Music Credits:
    Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

    58 min
  • Stenny’s Chief on League Suspension // Ryan Stevenson’s Duvet

    On this week's show, we crack out the good china for our first ever guest, as Stenny chief Jamie Swinney tells us about the ongoing mothballing of Leagues One and Two; the Championship serves up a thrilling weekend with as many 1-1 draws as there are games (hint: not many); there's a mauling in Motherwell as the Accies turn on the charm; and Lawrence Shankland finally makes his mark with a top-flight brace

    Music Credits:
    Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

    1 hr 3 min
  • Have Killie found the Wright man?

    On this week's show, we look back on a weekend where under pressure Dons gaffer McInnes saw his side cement their position as the fourth best team in the country, and the mile high Martindale bounce finally discovered gravity. There's an upset in Angus, a switcheroo in Fife, and another weekend in B&Q for Caley Thistle. And, in The Scots Abroad, we profile a man who only very loosely meets one of the two criteria for selection for the feature. 

    All this and more in this week's edition of The Auchterarder Chippy!

    Music Credits:
    Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

    55 min
  • Sunshine on Valletta

    Hello, and welcome to the Auchterarder Chippy, the podcast which takes a sideways glance at the wonderful world of Scottish football.

    On this week's show, we jump on to Scottish football's transfer merry-go-round and see who is holding Sam Cosgrove when the music stops; it's Stark's Park for screamers as Raith run riot against Cummings & Co; it's adios to Alex in Ayrshire after Killie collapse against Perth's entertainers; and in the Brussels Backstop we learn about some little known foreign leagues with more Scottish players than stadiums.  

    All this and more in this week's edition of The Auchterarder Chippy!

    Music Credits:
    Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

    1 hr 7 min
  • Neil Doncaster's OnlyFans [alleged]

    On this week's show, the boys speculate on Craig Conway's age and Neil Doncaster's side hustle after a weekend of David vs slightly bigger David semi-final ties in the Betfred Cup. We marvel as unbeaten 'Well gaffer Graham Alexander becomes winless 'Well gaffer Graham Alexander; and we test the limits of just what genres of fish can be fried and served up with chips in the eateries of Portree and Port Erin.

    All this and more in this week's edition of The Auchterarder Chippy!

    Music Credits:
    Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

    1 hr 4 min
  • Somebody call the Gorgie coastguard!

    On this week's show, Ross prove themselves to be smarter than the average County, while the Dons leave Dingwall with a dose of despair; Hibs show their ambition in the transfer market, whilst Hearts show GMS where the lifejackets are kept. Beyond these shores, the boys cast their eyes on what Johnny Foreigner has been up to in our new feaure, the Brussels Backstop. 

    All this and more in this week's edition of The Auchterarder Chippy!


    Music Credits:
    Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

    59 min
  • An Uncle's Uncle. Or Something.

    The boys  back at a Scottish Cup weekend where the Roses showed their thorns before wilting in extra time; and the Blues found themselves between a Heart and a Heart place. There's a killer result for Kiltie and Killie, and a clutch of new keepers coming to the fore. And, in this week's January transfer window special feature, we hear about Scottish football's obsession with surnames, backstories and the mysterious Seedorf family tree.

    Music Credits:
    Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)
    Elegy, Asher Fulero

    1 hr 5 min

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The Auchterarder Chippy takes a sideways look at Scottish and World football, reflecting on the stories, characters and culture that makes the beautiful game so special.