The Auchterarder Chippy

The Auchterarder Chippy

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  • A 'Rodderless' Ship

    On this weeks episode, it's goals galore in league 2 for The Binos, while Nathan Austin and Joe Cardle prove their worth for Kelty. In League 1, things get heated between Barry Ferguson and Alloa fans. In the championship, Chris does his best Clive Tyldesley impression in a weekend of 0-0s and Tony Watt is loving life at Fir Park in the Premiership. 

    All this and more on this week's episode of The Auchterarder Chippy!
    Music Credits: Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe

    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)



    1 hr 1 min
  • League One Attackers Assemble

    Welcome to the Auchterarder Chippy, a weekly blether about the lighter side of Scottish football. On this week’s show, the League One Attackers Assemble as we see some familiar names on the scoresheet; Dunfermline stop the rot and the Caley Thistle juggernaut all in one day; and in League Two Nathan Austin lets his football do the talking in the face of ignorance, while Stranraer show that penalties are a waste of time against Stenny. 

    All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.

    All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.
    Music Credits: Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe

    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)




    1 hr 3 min
  • International Chat around the McGinner Table

    On this week’s show, we learn that the Fish will score if you feed him – as long as it’s not Pizza Express; the Binos grab the bull by the forms to send themselves right into League Two title contention; and free flowing Arbroath keep pace with stingy plodders Killie and Caley Thistle.  

    All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.
    Music Credits: Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe

    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

    53 min
  • The West End Chardonnay Derby?

    On this week’s show, they think it’s Moldova as Dykes downs the Eastern Europeans, while the only thing longer than the queues outside Hampden are the odds on Scotland scoring a second goal; there’s Challenge cup action as the colts run out of ammo, while the cubs hang on in there; and a tie between Stranraer and Partick Thistle tests the very existence of the podcast. 

    All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.
    Music Credits: Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe

    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

    56 min
  • Rest in Keith

    On this week’s show, Caley Thistle stake their claim to being the most consistent team in Scotland, while Dunfermline fans are hoping Peter Grant’s consistency doesn’t stretch to a second successive relegation; in League 2, Handling deceives the keeper and then the dubious goals panel with an entertaining double, while Stranraer prove that player availability is overrated with a battling draw; there’s a goal that’s Messi-esque, and another that is just plain messy, and there are Zoological curiosities galore as Noah’s ark invades the beautiful game. 

    All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.

    Music Credits: Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe

    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

    1 hr 11 min
  • The Reputed Sabotage of Peter Grant

    On this week’s show, we discuss Floodlightgate and Caley Thistle’s symmetrical record as the Championship offers some light entertainment; Airdrie get their season underway while Montrose are fairly motoring in League One; and League Two is an inconsistent mistress for the people of Dumfries and Galloway as Annan and Stranraer encounter contrasting fortunes. 

    All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.

    Music Credits: Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe

    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

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    1 hr 12 min
  • Death. Taxes. Megginson. McAllister.

    On this week’s show, League One might as well rebrand as League Mone as Megginson, McAllister and Murray maul and maraud;  there’s a Stone Cold battle at the top of League Two as Austin dropkicks the Loons; and in the Premier Sports Cup the Dons get a Starks reminder of what a cup shock feels like as Zanatta totally schools them.

    All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.

    Music Credits: Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe

    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

    Elegy, Asher Fulero

    1 hr 10 min
  • Istanbul? McCannstantinople!

    On this week’s show, John does his best Cheshire Cat impression as Thistle continue to impress, while last season’s playoff teams are struggling to get their mojo back; there’s late drama in Montrose, and an even later goal in Forfar; and we celebrate a St Johnstone result in Europe that wouldn’t look out of place in a Football Manager career save 

    All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.

    Music Credits: Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe

    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

    Pie and Bovril
    The stable diet of Scottish Football. Come and join over 50000 members in our discussion forums.

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    57 min
  • Petition for a Parliamentary Enquiry

    On this week’s show, Raith think it’s all Rover but the Accies have other ideas; the Sons and Gable-Endies take an unassailable League One lead on matchday one; the linesman at Cliftonhill proves that he really is a homer; and we learn that John thinks aggravated assault is a yellow card offence. 

    All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy. 


    Music Credits: Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe

    Elegy, Asher Fulero

    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

    Pie and Bovril
    The stable diet of Scottish Football. Come and join over 50000 members in our discussion forums.

    Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.

    1 hr 27 min
  • 'The Freeman of Mt Florida'

    Description: 

    On this week's show, there's more chat about Euros than at the average German government finance committee meeting. We talk squads, friendlies, prospects and rivals as the Tartan Army prepare to return to the big stage. It's time for Euro 2020, and who better to get you in the mood than your friends at The Auchterarder Chippy!

    All this and more in this week's edition of The Auchterarder Chippy!

    Music Credits:
    Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

    1 hr 11 min

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The Auchterarder Chippy takes a sideways look at Scottish and World football, reflecting on the stories, characters and culture that makes the beautiful game so special.