The Auchterarder Chippy

The Auchterarder Chippy

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The Auchterarder Chippy episodes

  • Queen's Park School The Bairns

    On this week’s show, John and Chris look back on league action whilst Roddy goes on holiday. Queen's Park school The Bairns, A draw isn't enough for Gus Macpherson to keep his job at Morton. Stranraer put 4 past Stenny,  the boys agree that Craig Gordon is like a fine wine. The Scotland International only gets better with age and The Ghirls secure their first piece of Silverware in over a decade. 

    All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.

    Music Credits: 
    Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe

    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

    39 min
  • Bank(s) on The Underdog

    On this week’s show, the Scottish Cup takes centre stage as the non-league teams trip over themselves to cause cup shocks; Nisbet perseveres against 10-man Saintees, while Dundee bust coupons at Dens Park; and on the international stage, Scotland refuse to let their Eastern European opponents Ukraine on their parade at Hampden and in the World Cup playoff draw. 

    All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.

    Music Credits: 
    Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe

    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

    Pie and Bovril
    The stable diet of Scottish Football. Come and join over 50000 members in our discussion forums.

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    1 hr 8 min
  • 'A Wee Whack in The Goolies'

    On this week’s show, the verdict is in from League Two – title races are for losers; Mo Ross has been planting something on the Central Park stock car racing track but the outcome is another Cowden loss; the Pars continue their Yogi revival and Christian Ramirez gets a rude introduction to the painful realities of Scottish football. 

    All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.

    Music Credits: 
    Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe

    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

    1 hr 12 min
  • Play Nice Mitchel

    On this week’s show, we celebrate Che’s revolutionary goalscoring and McGinn’s majestic derriere as Scotland march into the playoffs; Cove’s forward line are rewarded with their Sunday names after they down Peterhead; and Yogi’s Pars shake themselves from hibernation to maul Caley Thistle. 

    All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.

    Music Credits: 
    Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe

    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

    Pie and Bovril
    The stable diet of Scottish Football. Come and join over 50000 members in our discussion forums.

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    52 min
  • The Scottish Premiership Goalkeeper Appreciation Society

    On this week’s show, the goalkeepers of Hearts and Dundee United concede 7 between them and still somehow get singled out for special praise; the Diamonds shine brightest in a League One weekend blighted by draws; and Mo Ross pitches up at Cowden with a promise to do things differently, but the outcome at Central Park feels very familiar.

    All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.
    Music Credits: 
    Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe

    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

    Pie and Bovril
    The stable diet of Scottish Football. Come and join over 50000 members in our discussion forums.

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    59 min
  • The Most Early 30s Journeyman Looking Guy I’ve Ever Seen

    On this week’s show, Peter Grant gets recycled as binman Bobby Linn trashes the Pars; there are pie-based disappointments at Firhill as Zak Rudden’s age is called into serious question; Crisis club Falkirk drag themselves into a title race nobody wants to win; and hang on to the end if you’re a fan of Joe Biden-based puns. 

    All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.
    Music Credits: 
    Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe

    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

    Pie and Bovril
    The stable diet of Scottish Football. Come and join over 50000 members in our discussion forums.

    Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.

    1 hr 5 min
  • A Statement Not a Question

    On this week’s show, Falkirk stutter to a questionable draw in League One while Alloa record a statement win; Stranraer get pie’d as the Scottish Cup provides a perfect advert for the merits of the pyramid; and Livingston continue their god-like recent form as Odin smites the Staggies. 

    All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.

    Music Credits: 
    Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe

    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

    Pie and Bovril
    The stable diet of Scottish Football. Come and join over 50000 members in our discussion forums.

    Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.

    1 hr 9 min
  • The Anti-Bobble Hat Agenda

    On this week’s show, John’s campaign against bobble hats and baldness continues apace; there are shocks all over the Premiership, and League One gives a 3 goals per game guarantee; while it’s judgment day at the bottom of League Two – and we’re not just referring to the donner kebab pies… 

    All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.

    Music Credits: 
    Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe

    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

    Pie and Bovril
    The stable diet of Scottish Football. Come and join over 50000 members in our discussion forums.

    Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.

    1 hr 4 min
  • The Tartan VARmy

    On this week’s show, we try to climb down from cloud 9 long enough to discuss Scotland’s win against Israel which takes us one step closer to the World Cup; it’s a case of och aye McKay in the Challenge Cup as Billy bails out Caley Thistle; and we find out which club is the Lowland League’s answer to Fort William. 

    All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.

    Music Credits: 
    Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe

    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

    Pie and Bovril
    The stable diet of Scottish Football. Come and join over 50000 members in our discussion forums.

    Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.

    59 min
  • Referees on Red Alert

    On this week’s show, there are surprises galore in the Championship as the top two stutter; Kelty Barjonas their way past Annan in League Two while the Binos refute all talk of a one-horse race; League One is tighter than a pair of Armand Oné’s shorts as Peterhead upset the form book; and Hearts carry on the Edinburgh intrigue in the top flight.  

    All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.
    Music Credits: Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe

    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

    1 hr 5 min

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The Auchterarder Chippy takes a sideways look at Scottish and World football, reflecting on the stories, characters and culture that makes the beautiful game so special.