The Auchterarder Chippy

The Auchterarder Chippy

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  • Un Moment D'importance

    On this week’s show, Falkirk achieve une grande victoire in Ligue Un, where red cards and goals dominate the agenda; Livi are on easy street in a dominant win at Dens, while Ross County swat aside Saint Johnstone in Dingwall; and, in League Two, three of Scotland’s most in-form teams take victories to keep the promotion race chugging along.  

    All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy!
    Music Credits: 
    Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

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    1 hr 3 min
  • 'Squirmish'

    On this week’s show, Stranraer grab a draw to back up the town’s two Olympic medals, while John gains a new doppelganger; there are touchline bans everywhere you look, some new and some comically old; Cowdenbeath continue their slow ascent from the ashes; and John invents a new word as Scottish football gets a wee bit “squirmish”. 

    All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy!

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    57 min
  • Queen of The Park

    On this week’s show, Kiltie (once of Killie) kills Kelty’s hopes of cup coronation; various managers are shown the door, which may or may not be behind a bookcase; and there’s a comforting familiarity to League One, where Queen’s Park draw and, you guessed it, Falkirk are fifth.   

    All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.

    Music Credits: 
    Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

    1 hr 2 min
  • Partick's Pitch Puddle Pro

    On this week’s show, League One is full of draws and League Two is full of eight limbed-molluscs and sundries; Rudden’s first goal leaves John feeling wistful, while Dougie Imrie’s Morton leave Caley Thistle feeling woeful. 

    All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.
    Music Credits: 
    Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

    1 hr 7 min
  • Ray's a She-wolf in Queens' closet

    On this week’s show, we celebrate the end of Falkirk’s reign of terror in League One, and play matchmaker between Ray McKinnon and his draw-hungry ex; there’s a Championship draw at Cappielow between Morton, Raith and Storm Malik; and in the Premiership Matthew Wright secures a dream debut goal - and is immediately banished from his home island.   

    All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.
    Music Credits: 
    Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

    Pie and Bovril
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    1 hr 8 min
  • From Russia with Liv

    On this week’s show, Scottish football mourns losing one of its own as Stranraer deliver a 3 point tribute; Scottish Cup weekend delivers its fair share of shocks, goals and kit-based talking points; Falkirk win to stay fifth, and it’s a case of From Russia with Liv as Davie Martindale welcomes a new signing from behind the Iron Curtain.   

    All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.

    Music Credits: 
    Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

    Pie and Bovril
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    1 hr 7 min
  • Waka Waka (This Time for Africa)

    On this week’s show, there’s more Waka Waka than Tiki Taka as the boys assess goings on in Africa; Mo Ross has Cowdenbeath on the long road to safety in a draw heavy League Two; Airdrie and Cove carry on their unstoppable ascent in League One; and the Imrie revolution continues to gather pace in the Championship. 

    All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy!

    Music Credits: 
    Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

    Pie and Bovril
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    1 hr 6 min
  • Peak Cinch

    On this week’s show, Morton help us celebrate our 50th episode with an appropriate 5-0 win against an obliging Dunfermline, while Ayr and Killie also benefit from a new manager bounce; Falkirk finally find their groove in league One, while Kelty rediscover theirs in League Two; and there’s a familiar name at Easter Road, as Hibs carry on their policy of family-tree-based recruitment.  

    All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.

    Music Credits: 
    Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)
    BBC Strictly Come Dancing Title Sequence, The Strictly Come Dancing Band, 2008 Universal Music TV, a division of Universal Music Operations Ltd.

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    59 min
  • 'He Wilted like Cheap Spinach'

    On this week’s show, the Lichties light the way on a misty day at the top of the Championship; the hardy souls of League Two show they’re not afraid of a little bit of fog, while the prima donnas of Methil and Cumbernauld seek shelter from the harr.  

    All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.

    Music Credits: 
    Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)
    Elegy, Asher Fulero 

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    1 hr 8 min
  • House Coats and Dressing Gowns

    On this week’s show, Falkirk appoint a new gaffer who is unexpectedly French, while Queen’s Park break planning laws and Roddy’s heart with their snazzy new stadium plans; the Championship is its usual bipolar self, with Inverness proving that running water is not a prerequisite for goalscoring; John gets a taste of (very) minor celebrity, and the Chippy adds its considerable voice to the great debate over the naming of home leisurewear.   

    All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.
    Music Credits: 
    Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe

    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)2

    Pie and Bovril
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    1 hr 5 min

About The Auchterarder Chippy

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The Auchterarder Chippy takes a sideways look at Scottish and World football, reflecting on the stories, characters and culture that makes the beautiful game so special.