This is episode 87 of the WET Podcast.

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THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

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0:00 - NEW MERCH OUT NOW

2:05 - Austin podcasters do ice bath and sauna

11:09 - Joey is a prolific scammer

14:08 - How to scam T-Mobile

18:14 - Justin doesn't get defensive

22:20 - Stop ordering things that need things added

26:45 - Drawing legendary penises in Shertz Texas

29:53 - Getting ISS as a kid

32:15 - We're all sovereign citizens at heart

33:37 - Are Waymos better than human drivers?

37:01 - Go birds

41:11 - Our mustaches are fake?!

44:50 - Homeless lady infiltrated the comedy club

49:13 - 2000 subs and we'll try tranq on the pod!

53:24 - Trump and Putin 1v1 rust

56:24 - Joey's demands trump pardon YNW Melly

58:59 - How to get out of jury duty

1:01:57 - Jordan Peele tried to buy the script for weapons

1:04:13 - Childhood vandalism and crazy school bus drivers

1:08:50 - Ubering your kids to school

1:12:53 - Super Bowl predictions

1:27:06 - Secret message for Markus

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