On today's episode we're getting into what makes or breaks a therapist while I read your submissions for the most unhelpful, unethical, and unhinged things your therapists have ever said. As someone who is aggressively pro-therapy, let me just say: therapists can be insane. Bonus: I'm recapping my family reunion and talking about the situation when I'm the most evil! Enjoy!!

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Did I ever expect to do an entire episode dedicated to Hell? No. No I didn't. But what the hell, am I right? Not only do I break down my beliefs on hell and my own personal hells, we also discuss your submitted answers as to why you're headed there! The bad news: we're all headed to the underworld. The good news: we will all be together! See you there! 

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Follow along as this husband and wife duo give you unfiltered advice from two different perspectives. No topic goes unspoken, from sex, money, relationships, the good the bad, and the ugly. Alex and Jon will give it to you straight

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The duality of women on full display this week I tap into many emotions ranging from pure rage at the guy at a gas station to tender feelings about psilocybin journeys and motherhood. I'm answering a few questions and offering my perspectives to (hopefully) offer a little companionship and humor through the turmoils of LIFE! Take it, accept it, spin it into gold and for the love of God let's work on being a little bit kinder, and a little bit more normal to each other. Happy 4th of July this week (in a cool way, of course) BE SAFE! 

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Lucy and I are here to answer the burning questions you're too afraid to ask! We get into the dirty details, literally. Sex, cleanliness, motherhood...nothing is off limits. 

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Madison Murphy West, resident How-To Girl at Composure Magazine reporting for duty! You guys always ask about friendship and I'm delivering you a no-nonsense approach on how to be a better friend, how to spot good friends, and of course: How to Lose a Friend in 10 Days. Teaching you what to do but more specificially what NOT to do to maintain great friendships as an adult. 

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HALF A DECADE TOGETHER!!! You and I have been at this for FIVE. WHOLE. YEARS. It's only appropriate that I wax nostalgic for this episode, revisiting major moments of my life and of the podcast these last five years. Thank you, thank you, thank you for being here, loving the pod, embracing change and being my co-host. I love you! Be safe, be kind, be hot. 

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Real talk? Modern parenting is a doozy. There’s never been more pressure to be perfect with social media readily at our fingertips - mixed with total isolation and no help. Where the f*ck is that village everyone talks about? Consider After Bedtime your village. Led by Kristin and Deena - founders of the largest online parenting community, Big Little Feelings - After Bedtime is the place you can go at the end of a long hard day to find your “enough”-ness. We’ll laugh, we’ll cry, we’ll maybe pee our pants a little as we unpack things we’re ALL experiencing but too ashamed to talk about: imperfect marriages, miscarriages, managing toddler mania, apologizing to our kids and everything in between. You’ll leave with actionable, realistic tips to make this whole parenting thing smoother - small changes, big impact. In an age where parents need more *real* connection than ever, let’s talk honestly about the hard - and remind ourselves we are not alone, we are not failing. In fact, we’re f*cking crushing it.

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Our weekly submissions are in! How to handle your friends canceling on your birthday? Friendship feeling distant? Snooping on your partner's phone? What do do when the toilet won't flush? We cover it all in today's episode! We revisit the origins of "Be safe, be kind, be hot" and I'm tempted to add in the most important one: BE. NORMAL. Love ya!

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As a former Mormon wife and a current reality TV fanatic, it is once again my duty to break down each moment from the iconic new series, Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. 

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