Jeffer is off in Philly.  Alex is back.  2012 is coming and we're all going to die.  Steve, the scientist, tried to uncover the hidden science behind all of the Doomsday predictions.  We discuss the sport of Bullfighting.  We crown a Chode of the Week that we never thought we would.

Cpt. Badass is in studio keeping Alex' seat warm while he is off in the mountains.  Brian is forgetting all that hurts him in Tennesse.  Chris is away texting and driving at the same time.  We press on short-staffed.  Question:  Would you rather put your hand in some ass or in some trash?  How does one get dentures in their anus?  Could you punch a woman while having sex with her?  What if she was a bitch?  What if she was a bitch AND she asked you to do it?  We ask and answer all of these questions on this week's show.

We aren't sure if this is really the best of, but we took the time to throw these clips together so quit your bitching.

A tribute, of sorts, to the King of Pop.

Blake is cowering. We are holding his website for ransom. Blake, make an offer.

Blake from Sales gets what he has coming to him.

We go to the grocery store, get a Bone Up with Leonard Mangrave and celebrate our 50th show.  The Philly calls pour in as Kidd Chris' grip grows ever tighter around our genitals.

Satan, Future Man, and Gavin Mackinaw make a return for our first show on KiddShow.com. A big thank you to Kidd Chris for having us on his new Shoutcast Channel. Check out his website here.

The calm before the storm. See you Friday for the first show on kiddshow.com.

We start the show with a new segment called 'Inappropriate Endings'. Brett's computer holds hidden sexual treasures that finally see the light of day. We take a trip to the Grocery Store, play a quick round of Balderdash, compete in a Spell Challenge, and play a few tunes in between. We get another reading from the diary of Chet Stufford. Finally, we crown our Chode of the Week.