Quiz fever takes over and leads to shot fever. We take a few minutes to learn about the swine flu. A stroll on a local college campus leads to the discovery of the diary of a local fratboy. Finally, we crown our Chode of the Week.

We detail all of the ways we failed you. After that, we try and save you some money. Visit www.kiddshow.com for details about the upcoming 'move' happening on May 29th. Tune in next week at 6 PM!

We pose a lot of questions about zombies, thrown oranges, jars of piss, and a naked golf-club-swinging Ashley Simpson.

The Sherpa is gone, but we have Joe and Ryan drop by during the show. We share our disdain for giant testicles hanging from trucks. We discuss a recent news story and interview two experts on the issue. Satan returns just in time for Spring to share more tales of torture and pain.

We have returned from a week in the woods with the strong stink of nature still trailing behind us wherever we go. We debut the Future Phone by receiving word from a time traveling friend that we may have a bad moon rising and trouble on the way. We talk with local scientist Carmen T. Nosewater about the realities of the recently reported ozone hole fix. We put a new spin on The Grocery Store and try delicious foods that should just not be mixed. Finally, we DO NOT crown our Chode of the Week.

The caged mind of  a sick and twisted show member bursts from it's rusty cage and drags it's dirty ass slowly over a scat-stained line of right and wrong.  We will return on March 27th, as soon as we return from the woods.

Alex is tending to business and is away for the evening. We give a shot at predicting the future and debut the Old Lady 8-Ball. We find that most everything in life is 'Better With Tits'. Finally, we crown another Chode of the Week.

As a testamint to the diversity and culture we provide at The Basement Show, we take time out of our busy schedules to poke fun at the full spectrum of race and religion, including our own.  Satan stops by to answer all of our pressing questions about hell and the afterlife.  We crown another Chode of the Week.

Brian is gone, and Chris joins in halfway through the show. Valentine's Day is here and we celebrate our love for each other. We highlight Asian Karaoke. A trip to the zoo turns sexual for everyone involved. The Grab Bag returns with a love soaked theme that is sure to please even the crustiest of sailors. We debut the ever so horrible Basement Show Feel Good Moment. We crown our atmospheric Chode of the Week.

Our two missing comrades return with another in tow as the Captain makes his 2009 debut. Christian Bale drops by to berate us. Michael Phelps provides The Basement Show a world exclusive by giving us the first interview post bong rip. Our sponsor returns with another great product. Jeffer's gives birth to a new digital lifestyle. We crown our Chode of the Week.