The Bastard Sons of Cusack

Being the story of two men, a curmudgeon and a blow-hard, and their take on such topics as:

• A tale of two dicks
  
• The long and venomous attack of a woman who thoroughly deserves it for being lame and New Age
  
• On gigs in Florida and New York
  
• The car repair assassin
  
• GERM, GERM and more GERM
  
• Silly voices and other bullshit
  
• and much more...
  

Join them every week (or couple of months) from now on as they regale you with the bullshit minutia that they don't even really care about!

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MUSIC YOU HEARD THIS EPISODE

"Nobody But Me"
The Human Beinz
on the album: Nobody But Me

"I Want You To Want Me"
Cheap Trick
on the album: In Color

"Echoes"
Pink Floyd
on the album: Meddle

"Comrade Z"
Devotchka
on the album A Mad And Faithful Telling

Being the story of two men, a curmudgeon and a blow-hard, and their take on such topics as:

• Tripping the life fantastic in the city of Angels
  
• Modifying your body
  
• Love and other outdoor (feline) sports
  
• Death lives on Hollywood BLVD.
  
• Darkly Dreaming Dexter
• Alpa Chino visits for a minute
• and much more...
  

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MUSIC YOU HEARD THIS EPISODE

"Karn Evil 9"
Emerson, Lake and Palmer
on the album: Brain Salad Surgery

"Needle In The Hay"
Elliot Smith
on the album: Elliot Smith

"Gold Dust Woman"
Fleetwood Mac
on the album: Rumors

Being the story of two men, a curmudgeon and a blow-hard, and their take on such topics as:

• A new friend joins the team
• A tale of failure at 'University'
• A few stories that make us look like real scumbags
• A special guest straight from the South
• and much more...

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MUSIC YOU HEARD THIS EPISODE

"Lucky Day Overture"
Tom Waits
on the album: The Black Rider

"Press Play"
Stone Temple Pilots
on the album: Tiny Music...From The Vatican Gift Shop

"Tea For The Tillerman"
Cat Stevens
on the album: Tea For The Tillerman

"Knife Edge"
Emmerson, Lake and Palmer
on the album: Emmerson, Lake and Palmer

"Mutherfucker"
Beck
on the album: Mellow Gold

"Cold Turkey"
John Lennon
on the album: Plastic Ono Band

Being the story of two men, a curmudgeon and a blow-hard, and their take on such topics as:

• A naked pool party
  
• Rap destroys America's values
  
• Fuck the rising South
  
• The vanity of the fashion industry
  
• Inside "Inside Deep Throat"
  
• And much more...

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MUSIC YOU HEARD THIS EPISODE

"Bring Da Ruckus"
The Wu-Tang Clan
on the album: Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)

"Get Back"
The Beatles
on the album: Let It Be

"Wild World"
Cat Stevens
on the album: Tea For The Tillerman

"Radio, Radio
Elvis Costello
on the album: This Year's Model

Being the story of two men, a curmudgeon and a blow-hard, and their take on such topics as:

• The Death of Jerry Falwell
  
• Fucking Westboro Baptist Church!
• A girl named Abby
• Dirty Japanese Pussy Guppy Porn
• Drunken People
• And much more...

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MUSIC YOU HEARD THIS EPISODE

"Kashmir"
Led Zeppelin
on the album: Physical Graffiti

"Sad Eyed Lady of the Low-lands"
Bob Dylan
on the album: Blonde On Blonde

"Not About Love"
Fiona Apple
on the album: Extraordinary Machine

"Little Green Bag"
George Baker Selection
on the album: Reservoir Dogs Soundtrack

Being the story of two men, a curmudgeon and a blow-hard, and their take on such topics as:

• The Grey Album rocks
• A riveting tale of life behind bars
• Sneaking a peak at young titties (legal...trust me)
• And other badness...

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MUSIC YOU HEARD THIS EPISODE

"What More Can I Say?"
DJ Danger Mouse
on the album: The Grey Album (you'll have to steal it)

"The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me)"
Tom Waits
on the album: Small Change

"When The Music's Over"
The Doors
on the album: Strange Days

"Layla (Piano Exit)"
Derek and the Dominos
on the albums: Goodfellas Soundtrack & Layla & Other Love Songs

Being the story of two men, a curmudgeon and a blow-hard, and their take on such topics as:

• Foreays into Big Budget Hollywood Films
• Don King's Ability To Con and HBO's Poor Early TV Quality
• Vomiting While Drunk
• Grindhouse Fails...What the Fuck?
• A Seventy Year Old Marylin Monroe Impersonator...
• If You Don't Like The Beatles...Fuck You!

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MUSIC YOU HEARD THIS EPISODE

"Gimme Shelter"
The Rolling Stones
on the album: Let It Bleed

"Restless Farewell"
Bob Dylan
on the album: The Times They Are-a Changin'

"Andy Warhol"
David Bowie
on the album: Hunky Dory

Being the story of two men, a curmudgeon and a blow-hard, and their take on such topics as:

• The best way to shove a cat up one's ass
• Famous cunts
• Movie rapes
• Shitty little kids
• "lovely lady-lumps"
• Sexual euphemisms
• Social awkwardness with regards to announcing a pregnancy.

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MUSIC YOU HEARD THIS EPISODE

"Can't You Hear Me Knockin' "
The Rolling Stones
on the album: Sticky Fingers

"Mountain Jam"
The Allman Brothers Band
on the album: Eat A Peach

"Shoot First Leap Second"
Annie
on the album: Sci-fi Cannon Blue(s)