The Bears Hooligan

The Bears Hooligan

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The Bears Hooligan episodes

  • Beatin Down Them Young Hoes From The ATL

    Bears dominate on both sides of the ball. The ATL kicker is named YoungHoe and that is hilarious. Word is Eberfloozey is returning in '24. A lame former buddy of mine is a pussy & wouldn't visit Magic City on my last visit to the ATL. Bear Down Hooligans!!

    18 min
  • Creepy Ass Elf

    Eberfloozey blows another game in the 4th. How did this moron get hired in the first place? Joe Flacco & the Creepy Brown's Elf make the Bears a joke once again. This season needs to end already. Bear Down Hooligans!

    12 min
  • Back in Time

    Bears destroy filthy Detroit on both sides of the ball. I wish Doc Brown was my pal and could help me be the hero the Bears franchise needs.  Bear Down Hooligans!

    9 min
  • Getsy Strokes It To Screens

    Bears win! Ugly but the very first W in the NFC North for the Eberfloozey regime.  Getsy seems to derive sexual pleasure from calling screen passes. Dobbs has no eyebrows & tosses 4 picks. Minnesota is challenging GB for the most ridiculous looking fanbase in the league. Bear Down! 

    11 min
  • Laughable Losers

    Fields was back and played a solid game (suck it Bagent lovers). Eberfloozey was up by two scores with 3 minutes remaining and managed to blow it once again. Took me a while to drop this cause I haven't wanted to even think about this joke of an organization. How is Eberflus still employed? #BearDown

    9 min
  • Bagent Boner Brigade
    Bears win a close one versus the worst team in the league boosting their draft pick. Some creepy Bears fans create a fan club for The Badge and named it Bagent Boner Brigade, that's not a joke. There is a very good chance that Eberfloozey is mentally challenged. BearDown

    11 min
  • Halftime Hand Grenade

    The Badge plays a little Jekyll & Hyde in this one. One too many Nola hand grenades during halftime. Not a pretty second half for The Badge's new fan brigade calling themselves Bagent's Boners. Nows the time to raise your children to root for another franchise. Don't subject them to 30 more years of rebuild, I beg you. #BearDown

    17 min
  • The Clock Strikes Midnight on Cinderella

    The Badge's Cinderella story comes to an unpleasant ending. Eberfloozey & staff are only still employed because they work for the worst organization in the league. Halloween is tomorrow. Be very careful, Virginia McCaskey could be loose on the streets. Watch your kids and Bear Down!

    8 min
  • The Badge Bandwagon

    Bears fans believe The Badge might be Tom Brady reincarnated. Why are so many of our fellow Bears fans so dumb? Poles needs to extend & pay Jaylon Johnson his money tomorrow. Enough with trading away talented players for 6th round picks. Bear Down 

    9 min

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The Bears Hooligan: A Chicago Bears Podcast. From the guy who used to believe Virginia McCaskey was an immortal who lived off the sadness of Bears fans. If i had a time machine, George Halas would…