The Belching Cow - Victorian Erotica with a Smile

The Belching Cow - Victorian Erotica with a Smile

By Alexandra Dawn

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  1. Number 1: EP 30: A Stiff Prick for a Randy C#@$%

    Dear listeners, Well, well, well! Who would have thought our Victorian ancestors had such scandalous proclivities? I must say, I'm both astonished and intrigued by the turn of events in Lady Pokingham's tale. Our darling Beatrice seems to have tied the knot with quite the character – one whose behavior would raise eyebrows even in our modern times!Now, my dears, while we revel in these titillating tales of yesteryear, let's remember that fiction allows us to explore realms best left to the imagination. If you find yourself particularly sensitive to more risqué themes, you might want to give this episode a miss. For those of you who've stuck with us through this steamy chapter, I hope you've found it as entertaining as it is shocking. If you've enjoyed our foray into Victorian debauchery, do spread the word – after all, shared scandal is double the fun!Remember, what happens in Lady Pokingham's boudoir, stays in Lady Pokingham's boudoir. Until next time, keep your fans at the ready and your smelling salts close at hand! Kisses, Alex

    28min
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  2. Number 2: EP 29: Bertha Goes to Brentham

    In this scandalous episode, we return to Lady Pokingham's great adventures and will stay with her until her story is told—right to the end. After that, we will continue with the next story, but more about that later. In this episode, you get two stories for the price of one, as we not only learn what dear Lady Pokingham gets up to next, but we also receive a surprise monologue from none other than Lady Bertha Saint Aldegonde! Prepare yourself for a delightful romp filled with intrigue, passion, and a touch of mischief as our heroines navigate the lush landscapes of Victorian high society. You won't want to miss the escapades that await, so grab your favorite drink, settle in, and join us for another thrilling chapter in the scandalous world of Lady Pokingham! This episode inclides a massive amount of But #&%&ing. Enjoy and as always, Kisses, Alex

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  3. Number 3: EP 28: If at First You Don't Succeed, Tribade [Short Story]

    Hello Darlings, In this episode, we dive into a short story as a palate cleanser for our upcoming race to finish *Lady Pokingham*. In this episode, we meet a tribade confessing her dirty tryst with a friend. For those unarmed with a dictionary, "tribade" is what they used to call a woman who likes other women in the olden times. I would love to hear what you have to say about the episode on any of our delightful social media platforms, which you can find here: https://linktr.ee/thebelchingcow. Don't forget to check out the "Let's Get Sext Podcast," and I will keep you posted just as soon as my collaboration episode is live. Till then, dear listeners, Kisses

    16min
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  4. Number 4: EP 27: Whack a Ball for your Mistress [MCC] - Conclusion

    Dear listeners, it is with great surprise and a touch of bittersweet excitement that I announce this is the final episode of Miss Coote’s Confession. You have one last chance to soak up the whiptastic antics and delightful depravity of our gloriously damaged and demented heroine and her merry band of women. As we bid farewell to this tale and make room for more adventures in Victorian debauchery, let’s take a moment to reflect on the rollercoaster that is Miss Coote’s life. Orphaned at a young age, she was married off to a crusty old gentleman who dedicated his life to the art of whipping. It was in this peculiar establishment that our dear Rosa received her formative miseducation and acquired a passion for her husband’s aggressive form of discipline—a vice he practiced religiously to the very end, quite literally! As a young widow, she managed to acquire an education and found herself enveloped in the warm embrace of female attention at the illustrious, albeit dodgy, institute of higher education led by the stern disciplinarian and all-around hag, Miss Flaybum. Here, Rosa was introduced to the finer sides of life, thriving in the company of her fellow students and certain faculty members. Upon graduation, she demonstrated her penchant for leadership by staging a coup that would go down in the annals of history as a day to remember. Overthrowing Miss Flaybum involved flaying her bum and decimating her supply of bubbly, all in one fell swoop. Backed by a group of bosom buddies she acquired along the way, Rosa was grounded with the certainty that she was now fully prepared for life. With that confidence, she whisked her favorite spankees and bedfellow Mademoiselle Fossy, along with her faithful lady's maid Jane, and set up shop in a house of her own. It was here, with her private whipping room, that she built up her confidence victim after victim, establishing her very own club and presiding as president of this illustrious and secretive women’s-only whipping society. This brings us to our current and final episode. What will we discover…?

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  5. Number 5: No episode this week - On Vacation

    Ahoy there, my lovely listeners! This week, I’ll be casting off into the horizon for a much-needed vacation, leaving the shores of The Belching Cow for a little maritime adventure. Fear not, for I shall return next week, ready to regale you with more scandalous tales of Victorian mischief and mayhem!So, while I'm off sailing the seven seas (or perhaps just lounging by the pool with a fruity drink), keep your ears perked for the next episode. I promise it will be filled with all the delightful depravity you’ve come to expect!Until then, may your sails be full and your spirits high! Kisses, darlings! Alex

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