The Belching Cow - Victorian Erotica with a Smile

Dive into the penultimate chapter of Sub Umbra, where Victorian propriety takes a backseat to unbridled passion. Join me as we discover Walter's puzzling fixation on someone's teeth that will leave you questioning 19th-century kinks.

Join us for a romp through nature's playground and behind closed bedroom doors as we inch closer to the grand finale.

With just one chapter left, tensions are rising and inhibitions are falling.

Plus, don't miss the chance to read along with me by buying the newly released Sub Umbra book – your chance to own this remastered Victorian erotica in all its glory.

Warning: This episode contains explicit content and may cause sudden urges to invest in a quality corset or cravat.

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Sub Umbra is now available in book and kindle format!

Hello, my darling listeners! It's Alexandra Dawn, and welcome to a special episode of "The Belching Cow."

Today, we're pulling back the curtain to chat about why I've chosen to remaster and present these saucy Victorian tales from The Pearl, a rather naughty magazine from 1879.

Until next time, my dears. Keep it saucy, but not too saucy!

Kisses,

Alex

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In this week's episode of The Belching Cow podcast, we continue our captivating story arc "Sub Umbra" with part six. Rejoin characters Walter, Annie, Frank, and Rosa as their intriguing journey of self-discovery takes another fascinating turn.

What new experiences and revelations await this eclectic group? Tune in to episode 18 to find out where their profound exploration leads them next. With gripping storytelling and unexpected twists, this engaging narrative is sure to leave you eagerly anticipating the next instalment.

We have to find out who’s c*** bites so deliciously…

So don't miss out on this thrilling continuation of our nine-part saga.

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Join us for episode 17 of The Belching Cow podcast as we

In part six of Miss Coote's Confession, Rosa finally throws off the constraints of marriage and academia and embraces her independence.

Witness her newfound freedom as she embarks on a "whiptstastic" life with Mademoiselle Fosse by her side.

This episode is heaven for lesbian BDSM lovers.

If youare listening to this episode after reading the original part 6 of Miss Coote’s Confession, I hope you appreciate the effort put into adjusting the narrative for the modern sensibility.

Yours as always,

Alexandra

Prepare to clutch your pearls, dear listeners, because this episode of The Belching Cow promises a scandalously delightful descent into Victorian vice!

We rejoin our ladies of the Paphian Circle for an unconventional pre-initiation celebration orchestrated by the ever-inventive Alice. Let's just say things get a little heated, with a healthy dose of titillation that's sure to leave you wanting more.

The following day, the group's escapades continue, culminating in a grand gathering filled with secret pledges and an unforgettable night of forbidden pleasures. Lord St. Aldegonde even makes a… memorable contribution to the festivities.

We won't spoil all the juicy details, but trust us, you won't want to miss this episode's exploration of Victorian lesbian love and the pursuit of ecstasy in a time of repression!

Craving more Belching Cow?

Yours,

Alexandra Dawn

Get ready for a Victorian thrill-ride, Belching Cow listeners! This episode dives into Chapter 5 of "Sub Umbra," a story where morals go on permanent vacation.

This time, Walter encounters a seductive new love interest - the luscious Mrs. Leslie. Married and yearning for more, Mrs. Leslie possesses a libido that could rival a prize bull. It seems she's not above getting creative in her pursuit of… satisfaction. Will Walter succumb to her advances, or will he remain faithful (or at least vaguely loyal) to his current… entanglements?

Tune in to Episode 15: He Said Boobies to find out! The Belching Cow promises an episode overflowing with more Victorian naughtiness than you can shake a corset at!

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Until next time, dear listeners, may your week be filled with… well, you get the idea!

Yours,

Alex

Episode 14: Miss Flaybum's Flayed Bum & A Belching Big Thank You!

Buckle up, lovelies, because this episode is a double delight! We're celebrating a monumental milestone – over 1,000 listeners have joined our delightfully scandalous journey through Victorian literature! A thousand thank yous, from the bottom of our bustles (or breeches, no judgement here!), for making The Belching Cow a roaring success.

Now, to the main course: strap yourselves in for a tale of delicious revenge served colder than a witch's tea on a frosty morning! Miss Flaybum's Flayed Bum (yes, you read that right!) sees our fiery Rosa and her comrades dish out some long-awaited retribution. Prepare for a juicy escapade filled with birching (of course!), bubbly-fueled mayhem, and a touch of Victorian justice served with a side of sass.

But wait, there's more!

So, grab a cup of tea (or something a little stronger if the mood strikes!), settle in, and prepare to be thoroughly entertained. Episode 14: Miss Flaybum's Flayed Bum awaits!

Yours,

Alexandra Dawn A.K.A The Belching Cow

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Hello and welcome to another thrilling episode of The Belching Cow!

In this captivating installment, titled 'His Cock Stands Best on an Empty Stomach,' our beloved Beatrice finds herself immersed in the opulent world of Victorian High Society. As her escapades reach new heights and her secret society tightens its grip on the city's nightlife, the stakes have never been higher.

Join us as we uncover the tantalizing secrets of Beatrice's clandestine rendezvous with Lothair and the titillating adventures awaiting her at Cracy House's hen night. But that's not all, dear listeners! We're excited to announce that you can now support The Belching Cow on Patreon, where exclusive surprises await. Visit patreon.com/TheBelchingCow to join the fun!

And that's not all – we're thrilled to introduce our brand new website, where you can revisit all your favorite episodes and even drop me a message. Simply hop on over to thebelchingcow.com and immerse yourself in the world of victorian erotica and all the enthralling escapades.

Happy listening!

Alexandra The Belching Cow

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Prepare your ears for a scandalous rendezvous that will leave you gasping for more in "The Belching Cow: Pearl Series Episode 12 - Surrender Your Virginity to the Church"!

Join me as we peel back the layers of Victorian propriety and dive headfirst into a tale of clandestine trysts and holy hijinks. Picture this: a chapel shrouded in secrecy, where confessions take a steamy turn and vows of chastity are tossed aside like yesterday's crumpets.

Let me guide you through the twists and turns of this salacious saga. From whispered promises to scandalous seductions, this episode has it all - and then some!

In this riveting episode titled "Surrender Your Virginity to the Church." You will be transported to a world of intrigue and scandal as secrets unravel behind the sacred walls of a chapel.

Enjoy!