In this episode we go deep! Does the Deep State run deep enough to disrupt reality? A call to the show reveals the disturbing realization that Google may have a growing state in the sprawling intelligence web that ensnares the American public. Once big tech and government completely merge we will see the singularity! Will it be real or just a sophisticated piece of augmented reality software? Also, Bell talks to self-help and business legend Feral Frankfurter about his legendary self-improvement series Use Your Voice for Confidence. 

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In this episode Bell muses on the open conspiracy that is the advertising industry. They are actively conspiring to get you to buy crap and believe in their vision of society. Then a distraught caller warns Bell of an impending sequel to the January 6th riots just in time for the one year anniversary of that event. But though the caller claims to be an ex CIA asset can he really trusted. Is he still working for the company trying to play both sides and use this show to start a false flag event? Find out on this mind bending episode!

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Bell is back in the USA! Right back where he started from, California's son returns to Gilroy. Yup, it's from the Garlic capital of the world that Bell plans to take the fight to the Technocratic Draculas! In this episode, Bell takes two calls, one from a man who thinks he needs to come out as a Q-Anon follower before he pops the question to his girlfriend. Then Bell talks to a woman who claims her husband was abducted by aliens but refuses to go to the police. In the meantime she receives daily visitors in the forms of grays who seem to have a message for her. Do they know where her husband is? 

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Bell and Wes reconnect and move to Victoria Canada on a podcast visa! Yes, it's a thing. The visa provides support for podcasters looking to get their podcast off the ground and who want to contribute to Canadian culture. Bell moves into the cozy confines of a podcaster residence that provides all the amenities but might also hide a dark secret. As Bell connects with the other expat podcasters in his building he soon realizes that everyone has a similar strange story. They all know there is something or someone endangering the lives of innocent American podcasters living in Canada. What is a former AM radio show host to do? 

Bell escapes to Armenia to get his passport and join the 2021 podcast convention in Yerevan! The Bell hooks up with his old producer Wes to do their first podcast together since the oil rig. After Bell chases down a shady sitcom producer to procure his passport he settles in for some podcasting fun. Our guest today is infamous magician-on-the-run Wonder Wiley. Recent FBI reports hint that Wiley might be in East Asia, possibly Thailand. Wiley claims to have a hum-dinger of an escape act to debut on the show. However, Bell is more interested in getting to the bottom of recent allegations that Wiley disappeared with 6 kids from a Children’s Hospital in Australia and never reappeared. After failing to reappear within four years a magician is pronounced dead under Australian law. But as this episode proves, Wiley is alive and in a country where elephants play soccer. Can you solve the mystery kids? Join us for 15 thrilling minutes of international intrigue on today's show!

In this episode Bell updates us on his ongoing divorce and how it's a wildly different in Azerbaijan. Then Bell talks to former BBC correspondent Nigel Crudge. Crudge covered the COP26 climate summit from his apartment. Crudge lends his expertise and insight from his years as an intrepid reporter for one of the world's premiere news organizations. Nigel tells us all about the tricky treats the globalistshave in store for us. We learn about plans to reduce gas emissions, Greta Thurnberg's latest viral rant, and Pope Francis' draconian carbon tax. It's all being revealed right before our eyes! The plan is in motion and old Biden is still dozing off. 

Also check out our sister podcast Fushigi Times on Spotify!

In this special episode of the Bell Howard Show I want to take the opportunity to introduce a new podcast by my former producer Wes. Wes has created a news show called Fushigi Times. Fushigi means strange or unusual in Japanese, and like Japanese sushi it aims to give you small morsels packed with nutrition. Take these bite size news updates into battle against the technocracy! Stay informed, stay safe and stay free. 

Do people go on dates in North Korea?  Do they have drive-ins, roller rinks and lovers lanes like we do in a version of America that doesn't exist anymore? Geezuz, my America sure is out of date! I need an upgrade. Good thing my young whipper snapper of a guest is here to teach me about dating in the 2020s. Byron Farthermore is a network security expert whose software company works with the US military. Mr. Farthermore has been in contact with a North Korean, who may or may not be a woman, and who may or may not be romantically interested in him. You just can't tell with these millennials! Stop drinking wheat grass! Anyway, Byron and his fellow keyboard jockeys are trying to help the resistance. But is he really in contact with some of North Korea's sexiest rebels or are they spies using him to get military secrets? Find out in this exciting episode of the Bell Howard Show! 

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Would you let the government come to your door and take your flip-phone? Millions of Americans are now facing flip-phone seizure. According to leaked memos from the oval office, the plan is to faze out those little number padded clam shells and replace them with those tiny black mirrors or "smart phones". The government would rather you brandish a vaccine passport and a camera for sexting on dating apps than continue to use the flip-phone you've had since Obama was droning suckas in the desert. Just further proof that technocrats are actively contributing to the disintegration of authentic American culture. Darn them! 

Today Bell talks to Darn Pickett. Proud Hillbilly, butter boy, and 3G network activists. He talks about the struggles his family has endured for over 20 years, keeping tradition alive while still trying to keep room on their land for cell towers. As he has emphatically proclaimed on Hillbilly message boards across the internet, "They will have to take my flip phone from my cold dead hand." 

Also, Bell answers your questions about the future of Afganhistan and how the those dirty social media platforms fueled the rise of a certain group of bearded men that recently sent people running to the airport. Cue Louis Armstrong, montage of US presence in Afghanistan since 80s. And . . . cut!

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