“I’m axe throwing for ten hours, F*** YOU GUYS!” -

Our intrepid cartoon-watchers return for the much beloved follow up to Ben 10… and Nat wastes no time in ruining everyone’s fun by pointing out the logical inconsistencies in a children’s show. At the same time Sam delivers handy tips to you dear listeners on updating your electronic devices, along with some fun facts about the Red Cross logo, and James decides to share his terrible taste in films. Another fun season of thoughtful analysis ahead. -

Ben 10: Alien Force,

Season 1,

Episodes 1 & 2,

Ben 10 Returns Part 1 & 2

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“We love chomp.”

What do you get when you make a near seventy-minute Ben 10 fight sequence? You get Ben 10: Destroy All Aliens, which is (if we’re being honest) bit of a boring movie. Maybe you could settle a little bet for us. What’s less interesting, someone talking about the teachers at their old school, or someone describing a comedian telling an anecdote? Whatever the answer, would be nice if you could hear any of it properly, but SOMEONE had to go and not make sure the program was recording to the microphone.

Also, everyone receives a lil gift.

Ben 10: Destroy All Aliens

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"Yeah, but I can't appreciate it because I'm mad at you."

Was devoting an episode to nine shorts worth it? Probably not! But this way our first season is a nice and even thirty episodes. Also, BIG episode today for fans of listening to people watch videos of dogs.

Ben 10 Shorts

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"I was just very like, disorientated, and upset, and embarrassed... that was that story."

Oh wow, the FIRST Ben 10 live-action movie. A perfect opportunity to talk about movies and TV shows that are not Ben 10, to discuss actors, to drop personal lore... basically anything BUT talk about Race Against Time. Don't worry, they get round to it eventually. Boy this film is charming. It's also not great.

Ben 10: Race Against Time

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"He's just so annoying! He's so irritating."

While they wait for Sam to arrive, James, Bailey, Izzy and Nat catch up on what they've learned about Ben 10 in the last month and-a-half since watching Secret of the Omnitrix. Most important; Izzy took the opportunity to catch up on the first three seasons she missed out on over the weekend. Stay tuned to learn who Waybig was based off, who is obsessed with Gears of War, and who delved a bit too deep into the lore of a nearly twenty-year-old children's show.

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“What’s a ‘Lucky Girl’?”

And with that, our intrepid viewers have seen the final hand-animated “episode” of the original Ben 10 series. And what better way to look back at the last four seasons of animated greatness than with A TIER LIST BABY! If you were excited for an in-depth look at the animated film Ben 10: Secret of the Omnitrix, then you’re shit out of luck buddy, they talk about it for a total of like, five minutes, then get right on to arguing about fictional aliens.

Also, we receive our first email.

Ben 10: Secret of the Omnitrix

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"Why do I have pink eye!?"

Oh boy! Four whole seasons of Ben 10 in the can! Outside of ranking this season, the primary topic of conversation this time, is who exactly could've replaced Sublimino (Sam gets REAL mad).

Season 4,

Episodes 9 & 10,

Ben 10 vs. The Negative 10: Parts 1&2

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"Wish she was my aunt."

Need we say more?

Season 4,

Episodes 7 & 8,

Ken 10 & Goodbye and Good Riddance

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“It takes three people to s**t“

Remember how several weeks back there was that MASSIVE episode that combined FOUR discussions? Well, what goes around comes around. Now you get a small one.

Season 4,

Episodes 5 & 6,

Ben 4 Good Buddy & Ready to Rumble

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“Was Ponce de León Cool?”

Do you wanna hear about Ben 10? Well tough, we’re talking about the CW’s Arrowverse now. Maybe you’ll hear the odd tidbit hear and there about the show this podcast is named for, but they’ve got other things to talk about. For instance, they need to discuss very important things like spelling, real-world weddings, and handwriting, so be quiet and be happy with what you get. Also, Nat continues to be relegated to a simple person-who-listens-as-synopsis-is-read. But don’t worry, he’s taking it like a champ.

Season 4,

Episodes 3 & 4,

Don’t Drink the Water & Big Fat Alien Wedding

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