“You just got shown up by a dyslexic!”

That’s right! Grab your minetendos, open up your gamestations, and strap on your y-cubes. We are now your one-stop shop for all things GAME. For those of you who don’t believe in us, who think us foolish, unknowing, and misinformed when it comes to the complex socio-political-biosphere that is game… you’re probably right! But who’s gonna stop us? YOU?! Don’t make me laugh! HA! HahahahahahaHA!

(Also, we apparently talk about furries now)

Season 3,

Episodes 5 & 6,

Benwolf & Game Over

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“This is so far removed from Ben 10.”

A lot of dragging on inconsistencies and lazy story-telling in this one. Please don’t take it personally Ben 10, it all comes from a place of love. Have no fear though, your boys get very far off topic in part two of this episode when they start reminiscing about disappointing movies and arguing about what did and didn’t happen at school. (Fun fact: Nat’s wrong, but won’t realise it till a few weeks after recording)

On top of all that, learn how Joe was “roped into” a fun-filled weekend of podcasting.

Season 3,

Episodes 3 & 4,

A Change of Face & Merry Christmas

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"Shall we go to bed?... SEPARATE beds!"

Nat wasn't paying attention as much during one of these episodes because he was cleaning, but you'd hardly notice. After Sam and James spend too much time explaining all the inconsistencies that Nat didn't notice however, our three heroes finally get a well-deserved six hours of slee- SIX HOURS?! THEY ONLY GOT SIX HOURS OF SLEEP!? What psychopath was in charge of scheduling? But after that, all is right with the world, as some new blood arrives, and the fellas watch an absolute BANGER.

Season 3,

Episodes 1 & 2,

Midnight Madness & Ben 10,000

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“He shoots… the BEST loogies.”

It’s been sixteen hours, and the reality is finally starting to set in, as the Quartet reach the season two finale. Maybe it’s the existential horror of their choices which finally keeps them on topic as they rank the episode of season two.

Season 2,

Episode 13,

Back with a Vengeance

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"Just like how Icarus was only half a bird."

Iconic /ʌɪˈkɒnɪk/

adjective

1. relating to or of the nature of an icon; regarded as a representative symbol or as worthy of veneration.

2. Ghostfreak’s second design.

PLOT TWIST! Sam's starting to switch to team Ripjaws! Meanwhile, the discussion of Ben's apparel rages on, as the boys seek out each and every inconsistency they can find in a Cartoon Network show, and pray to any deity they can think of that Grandpa Max never remembers his time as a slug. Don't worry though, they still find every opportunity to go off topic, including discussing how Sam's entire degree can be approximated up by a joke from a twenty-year-old British sitcom.

Also, James forgets the name of ANOTHER alien, come on man!

Season 2,

Episodes 11 & 12,

Ghostfreaked Out & Dr. Animo and the Mutant Ray

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“I think maybe me and James are just sad.”

Oh wow, an extra big episode just for you, aren’t you lucky. In an attempt to make sure they get enough sleep to remain functional human beings, a decision was made for the team to speedrun their discussions for episodes 7-10. They forgot about this halfway through, but Nat still insisted on editing together four discussions into one episode because…. You know what, that’s a really good question.

Anyway, the Transformation Count is renamed to Sam’s Stats (‘bout time if you ask me), Netflix has the episodes in the wrong order (possibly?) because they’re losers, and Sam has finally had enough of Icarus and starts shooting. Maybe that has something to do with his love of Wildmutt diminishing as Ripjaws becomes more and more enticing.

But MOST IMPORTANTLY, in this episode the true origins of the podcast are finally revealed.

Also, some other stuff happens but I’m willing to bet money that nobody reads these so you’ll just have to listen and find out for yourself.

Season 2,

Episodes 7-10,

Camp Fear, Ultimate Weapon, Tough Luck & They Lurk Below

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“Why do the writers keep making me miserable, Sam?”

Look, I’m gonna level with you guys here. I forgot to write a description for this one. I know, I know, you’re all probably sitting there thinking, “How could you let us down in such a way? We rely on your succinct and witty episode descriptions to prepare us for the scintillating 18-33 minutes ahead of us!” All I can say is that I’m sorry and I will try to do better… well I could probably say more, but I won’t. It’s late and my bed looks so, so comfortable, therefore (and I say this with all due respect) get off my back.

Season 2,

Episodes 5 & 6,

Grudge Match & The Galactic Enforcers

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“If you plug that any harder, you’re gonna give yourself an electric shock.”

After a brisk 200-metre walk to pick up their food, followed by the eating of said food, your pals find themselves reinvigorated and ready to keep talking about a whole bunch of stuff (sometimes even Ben 10). The debate on how Ben’s clothes work starts to pick up speed, and we get a frank reminder that these podcasters know very little about animation.

Also, Nat sees an opportunity to drop a random Charlie Brown fact and grabs it with both hands.

Season 2,

Episodes 3 & 4,

Framed & Gwen 10

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“Is he xenophobic, or is he just a misunderstood funny guy?”

Dinner has been decided, it will be burgers. Meanwhile, things start to blur together for the boys as the night goes on. This is not helped the business of ordering dinner distract our heroes from watching an episode, followed by the most internally inconsistent episode of the series yet.

Also, Nat and Sam keep saying “Green Zenith” instead of “Green Needle”. Idiots.

Season 2,

Episodes 1 & 2,

Truth & The Big Tick

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“It’s the Worf paradox, conundrum, effect, thingy.” -

As they finish season 1, the fools look back upon the last seven hours and, after a leson on Star Trek-born terminology, musing civilian casualties, and a brief ranking of episodes, the discussion moves onto more important matters, such as what they’re going to eat.

Also, James has to explain the phrase “give them their flowers” because Nat and Sam live under a rock, but James doesn’t know who Beetlejuice is soooooo...

Season 1,

Episode 13,

Secrets

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