The Beta Report

There’s nothing more soothing, calming and refreshing than a good banjo serenade. And, there’s no better time to bust out our string plucking picks than after the Super Bowl for a brand new Trailer Park. We look at some amazing new footage for the upcoming EPIC, Disney’s live-action Mulan, as well new scenes from a couple of covert crime-fighting spy flicks: Marvel’s Black Widow and the new Bond adventure, 007: No Time to Die.

The Bro’s also let you know if you should go watch Birds of Prey this weekend in a new GO/NO GO.

Should we snub the Oscars or have they already snubbed us? Are you still watching this award show? The Beta Boy’s practice their acceptance speeches and breakdown whether you should still be watching Hollywood’s most prestigious night.

The Beta Bro’s also take down Bad Boys For Life in the first GO/NO GO of the year.

It’s 2020 people! [Fireworks, champagne, that old song no one but Uno really knows the words to…] Its another year, which means a whole new season of The Beta Report. This week we’re taking a look at the last decade and searching deep for all of the Golden Nuggets of the time. We also choose our favorite films and TV shows of the decade. We then flash forward and look at what we’re most looking forward to in 2020 now that there’s no new Star Wars or huge Marvel event film to pull us into the theater this year.

All TBR wants for Christmas is…YOU! to listen to this podcast. Oh, and them shiny, shimmering, warm little candle wick flicker five star reviews on Apple Podcast, Stitcher, Google Play and everywhere else you get your podcasts.

But, its that time again, as the days get shorter and the nights get colder, its the miracle that is Christmas and The Beta Boys are feeling a little frisky and festive. Come celebrate with The Beta Bros as they lay their Christmas movie suggestions under your tree for early morning viewing. And, play along as they review Santa’s new Nice & Naughty Christmas Movie List. Can you guess the top ten best and worst Christmas movies of all time? Test your luck on this week’s episode of The Beta Report.

The KON and Jay are ready to complete your training. Come, fulfill your destiny and listen to their brand new episode to become a Jedi and bring balance to the force and peace to the Galaxy! Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker is finally here and your Jedi Masters, The KON and Jay, are force pushing their way through all of the spoilers to bring you their best spoiler-free preview of Episode IX, the last and crucial story in the Skywalker Saga.

Its true, all of it, The Beta Bros have put together yet another fantastic episode for your time wasting pleasure. So, buckle into your speeder, construct your lightsaber, and press play on your holochess console as they blast off into hyperspace to a galaxy far, far away for another episode of The Beta Report.

Please, give us a second as we brush the yellow snow off of our shoulders…from the rust of not doing an episode for a while! The Beta Bros are back, just like good’ol Saint Nick himself, for another episode of The Beta Report. This week, The Boys twirl their peppermint stripped mics and tell daddy not to get drunk on Christmas again (Yes, that’s a real Christmas song, Thanks John Denver), as they stroll down a new trailer park. They react to the new Black Widow, No Time to Die, Free Guy and Ghostbuster: Afterlife. trailers.

They also go through the top 10 BEST and WORST Christmas per ranker.com. From Pancho and Pedro, to Santa having aids and getting drunk, this list is WILD! They’ve got all that and so much more, on this week’s episode of The Beta Report.

What better way to celebrate Jay’s birthday than with…BABY YODA!!! The Mandalorian on Disney+ has been fantastic so far. Just two episodes in and we’re all enthralled by its immersive and utterly warm and familiar Star Wars feel. But, that might not be because of The Mando himself. There’s a little green bundle of adorable joy that has won the hearts of all the TLJ haters and Star Wars detractors, returning balance to the force and bringing peace to the once maligned Star Wars universe. So, head back to the seedy underbelly of the bounty hunter wold with The Beta Boys as they talk more about The Mandalorian, the future of Star Wars, and of course, itsy-bitsy-beautiful-precious-adorable-little-bundle-of-wonderful Baby Yoda.

Uno also gives his take on Apple TV and their new slate of streaming series. Is it worth buying? Listen in to find out. We’ve got all that and so much more, on this week’s episode of The Beta Report.

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Maybe its just the initial gleam and shine of our new toy. Perhaps we’re all just intoxicated by the nostalgic haze of our childhoods digitally laid out on our screens. But, Disney+ is FANTASTIC! Just sitting and scrolling through all of the amazing shows, movies, documentaries, cartoons, original series, etc…GUYS, DISNEY+ IS WORTH EVERY PENNY! The Beta Bros go through the new streaming service and review it from top to bottom. From its interface and accessibility to its massive library of content, The Beta Boys offer up their thoughts and recommendations to make your Disney viewing easier.

The KON also kicks off the show with a quick recap and review of the new original series The Mandalorian. The guys go deep into the style of the show, the future implications, and of course, SPOILERS! So beware.

This Episode is available on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, or wherever else you get your podcasts.

Please make sure to subscribe, rate and review on Apple Podcasts to help us move up the ranks.

You can also follow us on all social media sites by searing: @thebetareport.