The Big If

The Big If

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The Big If episodes

  • Pro-Kink Podcast

    Luther & D'Angelo close out 2022 with their first ever in-person podcast! Listen in as the guys talk about resolutions, kink shaming, the gay fishing community, and of course, The Circle Season 5. "We are excited!"

    This special episode also features a muy especial appearance by guest producer and all around beauty, Luther's wife!

    Do you have questions, angry comments, or interview requests? We have literally never said no. Send us your thoughts at [email protected]. Unless you're Vicky Hartzler... You can go f*ck yourself, Vicky.

    1 hr 11 min
  • Yelp Reviews for People We Know

    In their most anxiety-inducing Big If episode to date, Luther & D'Angelo air out old grievances and hand out star ratings to people we know. Names are named, including you, Scatman John.

    Questions, comments or interview inquiries? We literally don't say no. Send us your requests at [email protected].

    1 hr 3 min
  • Helmet Nachos

    The Big If just surpassed its first year of episodes! Join Luther & D'Angelo as they put Rep. Vicky Hartzler on blast, examine the plumbing dilemmas associated with helmet nachos, and award one lucky nation Listening Country of the Year.

    Questions, comments or interview inquiries? Send us a message at [email protected].

    1 hr 18 min
  • Geography Bee

    Back to business at The Big If. Luther & D'Angelo serve up a warning for the Netherlands ahead of their World Cup match against USA. The guys also ponder how many moons there are in 14 years, calf compliments from Phil, and officially declare that we are anti-BMI. Oh and Cassie... sorry for the "Desantis" remark.

    Questions, comments or interview inquiries? Send us a message at [email protected].

    1 hr
  • El Grande Si

    Un Big If muy especial as D'angelo dials in from Mexico!!! Join us as he takes time out from his solo vacation to discuss the best places to get horny, the mesh lining in swimming trunks, and hauling a suitcase up and down the streets of Tulum.

    Questions, comments or interview inquiries? Send us a message at [email protected].

    41 min
  • Dollop of Breast Milk

    Luther & D'Angelo extol the virtues of me time, scheme up ways to make TSA agents give thanks, and lay out the 2 main rules of the podcast:

    1 – We don't kink shame

    2 – We don't judge books by covers

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    1 hr 7 min
  • A Big If Throwback - Race of The Century and Countdown to Hot Boi Summer

    Live from Madison Square Garden. Top 5 Knicks of all time. Carmelo Anthony vs Jeremy Lin. Do dolphins have sex for pleasure. Jeff had the best day of his life in Costa Rica. The guide smashed a yellowfin tuna over the head with a brick. Jeff felt like provided for his tribe. Super Bowl halftime show. 2000’s rap and r&b. 50 Cent. Zero Proof Ritual Tequila. Mushrooms. The claw machine at South County Mall. Are 10 year olds allowed in the work force? Super Bowl commercials. HomeGoods. Journaling. #hotboisummer. A vow to go shirtless on Day 1 of hot Boi summer. Hot Boi mindset. Recapping the race of the century. Kurt ran a coworker right out of the company. Being recognized in public from TikTok. Dog parade and step-mom hunting.

    46 min
  • F You, Taylor Swift And Dealbreakers

    Review of the Cassie Moore interview. TMA should hire Kurt for social media. Kurt started on Season 2 of The Circle. Kinda. Why did Gwenyth Paltrow name her kid Apple? Holly and Jo’Lise. Harriet was a catfish. Demi and Kurt are gonna TikTok collab. We need to get Cassie Moore and Jo’Lise together. Malkovich. Timberlake. Taylor Swifts new album. F you Taylor Swift. But seriously come on the podcast. Dealbreakers.

    1 hr 13 min
  • Double Rainbows & Steadfast Eyes With Special Guest Cassie Moore of Moore Music

    The boys are nervous to talk to Cassie. Jeff likes “Cinderella’s Gonna Stay Up Late.” Kurt is a Stan for Steadfast Eyes. Cassie joins us. She just saw a double rainbow. What does her perfect night at the club look like? What’s it like to hear your own music played? #ShareTheSimmi Kurt’s dog is excited for the interview. Coconut. The autonomy of being an independent artist. The entertainment industry kinda fell in her lap by accident. Little Black Book. Brittany Murphy. Kindness. Entourage. Jeremy Piven. When did she realize how talented she was? Woodstock. Fyre Fest. Palm Beach. Getting stuck in an elevator. Twice. Tulum is sexy. Is Cassie single? Dating apps. Steadfast Eyes. Cucina. Skanksgiving. Previous lovers. Real friends. Helping independent artists. Kurt and Cassie have a photo date at Cucina in March. Which celebrity did Cassie go on a date with?

    1 hr 14 min

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