Is this what traction feels like? What time do you wake up? Jeff takes women’s vitamins his wife buys him. Feeding the Las Vegas Golden Knights. Side hustle business meeting at a strip bar on a Monday. Club Imperial. Let’s go find some sluts. Switching from Galaxy to iPhone. Dating apps. Dating app horror story. The Cheesecake Factory hustler. One of the worst dating app dates ever. Hey were you married before? Red flags galore. Tom Hanks. Henchmen. Johnny Depp & Amber Heard. Would you bring Amber Heard home knowing what you know now? Would you let her tie you up? Asphyxiation. Spit play. Kurt wants a girl to spit pre workout in his mouth. Kurt struck out with a girl at cryotherapy. Danny got nabbed running on the field at Mizzou.

Chris Sapphire from Season 1 of The Circle on Netflix joins us to talk about his experience as a final four contestant on the show. Who would play him in the biopic of his life? His wardrobe and style. Kurt has his back arched and his blessings in the air in a Patrón poster. Manscaped. Your balls and kitty will thank you. Chris gives Kurt and Jeff pet names. Trade & Pimp Daddy. What opportunities have come his way since the show blew up? Chris gives Kurt advice in trying to get on the show. Cameo. How much for feet pics? Shooby has boujee feet. Which of Chris’s quotes from the show would he like to be remembered by? #dontrushthecakeletitbake

Big Announcement. Chris Sapphire from Season 1 of The Circle is joining us this week. DMs have been active. Are we the only podcast to land Chris AND Shooby? Jeff wants sapphire as his birth stone. Kurt was selected to play in a virtual version of The Circle on Discord. Should he be a catfish? Should he be our friend Jason? Legends of the Hidden Temple. Chris is a Virgo. Will he have the poster of himself? Kurt has one too. Seduction. Animal print. South Africa, Jamaica, Brussels. Are we nervous?

Monty & Gladys join the show briefly, Should we go private with our listeners, People enjoyed he Addison Rae dad cheating story, Grilled Cheese Cuck, Kurt uses a saxophone cleaner as a prop for his TikToks, We’re on Spotify now, Are we legitimate?, The Big If is HUGE in Belgium, German is a waste of time, Jeff’s 4 year wedding anniversary, he still thinks about Fez….or is it Zep?, Starbucks Pike Roast review, Don’t over cream me bro, A friend from high school was sexually progressive early, famous dildo and notorious masturbator, Jeff’s gotta go because his wife is home, 7.0 for the coffee

The guys talk Season 1 of The Circle, Drink review Alani Nu Blue Slush and coconut water, Addison Rae’s dad’s mistress, hair restoration, Scott Van Pelt did NOT go to Mizzou, Jeff’s potentially life altering experience at the Jimmy V Foundation Frund Raiser and Auction, Coach K, Country music and BBQ, St. Louis vs Chicago, Sam Hunt, going to concerts alone, Kurt saw the craziest thing he’s ever seen in person.

Jeff & Kurt discuss Obama getting behind the wheel of a car, glory holes, taking the ACT, adults asking other adults to use the restroom, teleprompter fails, Roman Swipes working TOO well, and more.

Jeff and Kurt discuss the time their high school boy band had to dance in a cigar bar full of 60 year old men, adult star Lisa Ann , and three-way calls gone wrong.

Kurt and Jeff chat with Runner-Up from season one of Netflix’s hit series The Circle.