Madonna is at it again!
The 57 year old pop star and scandal magnate is currently on tour in Australia, and local legal experts now claim she could be facing charges of sexual harassment.
Her troubles stem from a concert this week in Brisbane, Queensland, where she pulled down the top of a teenage fan who had been brought on stage, thereby exposing the young girl's left breast to the audience.
With typical Madonna-bravura, she said the attractive 17 year-old was "the kind of girl you just want to slap on the" = ahem, bottom - "and pull." Then she quickly pulled down the girl's top to give the crowd a brief - but unobstructed - view of her half-rack.
Consent for this sexually-motived contact was neither asked for nor given ahead of time.
Afterwards, fortunately, the teenager said she had no intention of pursuing criminal charges against the aging singer.
Lucky for Madonna! It not clear how well she would do in prison, although she could liven up the next series of "Orange is the New Black" - if she isn't shanked first for having wandering hands...
Meanwhile, the world continued to lurch from one ridiculous story to another:
* The Israel Antiquities Authority announced a woman hiking in Galilee stumbled upon a nearly 2,000-year-old gold coin from the Roman Empire.
* A racehorse modeled the first Harris Tweed suit designed specifically for a horse before England's Cheltenham Festival.
* A woman in China who sealed her eyes shut when she mistook super glue for eye drops avoided damage to her eyes thanks to her contact lenses, doctors said.
* A baby in China might be headed for a bright future of Iditarod competition after the child's father rigged up a stroller to be pulled by several small dogs.
* A Western Australia family found a garage-invading snake had already been captured by one of nature's perfect traps -- a redback spider's web.
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