Cheating on the side-chick, mixed body-count marriage, remembering the names of all your "conquests", and more!

Nard engages with the BMS chatroom and basically becomes a listener, cheat fantasies and more!

Smells and sounds that turn you off, red flags that turn you on, a jet ski threesome, and more!

The Queen talks divorce, not letting your partner be able to unluck your phone, why do men leave after a lady lets him crack, and more!

Who's more boring in bed...men or women? Women having the friend's husband's phone number in their phones, fake boobs for fake dad, and more!

Nard evades accountability, short kings, world's oldest Only Fans content creator calls in, and more!

Nard ruins another great bit, women sniffing their man's undies, man diapers, and more!

A couple wants to have Nard's baby, real men have skid marks, lasting longer in the bedroom, do women want D vids over D pics?

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Nard gets caught in a lie, Chris can't see his feet, Big Dummy Trivia and More!