A woman temporarily blinded herself by over using her cell phone. Her blood vessels in her eye exploded after using her phone all night… A woman allegedly trespassed at the CIA looking for Agent Penis. ..The NYPD arrested a woman after making bogus calls to 911… A woman should never use an electric toothbrush to pleasure themselves in their vaginas… and a call from Dr. Mike… Golden Retriever Puppy born with a tail between its eyes… A guy said the Mannequins needed to get out of a sex store.  A woman went to the Apple Store and she got home and there was a text message sent to a number she didn’t know.  3 cows are wandering around Cedar Island originally from 3-5 miles away.

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Florida man was pulled over for reckless driving told police he had been speeding because he needed to get home in a hurry, because he was cheating on his wife … A manager who was fired from Dancer’s Show Club tried to set the building on fire … A fish was found with a human like face in the water… A man posted a photo on social media and a blunt fell out of his sandwich he got from a Popeye’s in Manhattan… A husband tried to leave a fight with his wife and she was very drunk and she kept pointing at him. He says she hit him in his eye; she was arrested on a battery charge… A woman was charged for yelling at a woman for eating hard boiled eggs … A Texas woman found her engagement ring among 10 tons of trash after accidentally throwing it away…

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Police in St. Petersburg, Russia question professor they believe murdered a female student after he was pulled from a river with a bag of severed arms... New Zealand man’s desired purchase of one bird resulted in the ownership of 1,000 chickens…  Popeye’s employee charged with aggravated assault after body slamming a costumer... Amazon pulls kid’s t-shirt saying “Daddy’s Little Slut” from website… Scheduling mix up forces patrons at Alabama Waffle House to help the only worker that was at the restaurant... Recent plane crash in Texas caused by a gender reveal stunt... Swiss brothel decides to swap female staff for sex robots... Lawrence Township, PA police respond to an intoxicated man walking down the highway with his vacuum.

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Felony stalking charge filed against man who stabbed himself 10 times at woman’s home after she rejected him... Police are searching for an archer who shot arrows at a homeless encampment and struck two men...Five shining star snow crab auctioned off in Japan for $46,000… Wild turkeys in New Jersey are running amok in a 55 over community... Species of worms that can affect human eyeballs infects woman in Nebraska... Man alive and well after using axe to fend of convicted criminal who broke into his apartment... South Carolina man asked for extra lemon in sweet tea at McDonalds found 3 bags of marijuana in his cup... Police officer retires after years of health complications from ferret bite... Wisconsin police say drunk driver arrested after seen driving around with live chicken on his shoulder.

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Scottish tourist is expected to be dead after his hand and ring were found inside a shark’s stomach…Hartford police are inspecting remains that have been removed from a cemetery where a grave was dug up and was filled up with water and 2 dead chickens…A woman was cited for impeded driving after she drove into the back of a landscaping trailer…Many people received text messages overnight that were delayed from Valentine’s Day...A man in China had cockroaches living in his head after complaining about his ears hurting…An airman is still missing after he fell out of a C130 and dropped 1,500 feet into The Gulf of Mexico...A 101 year old woman killed 2 deer with one shot for the very first time...A Hawaiian man fell into a 22 foot lava tube that was hidden in his backyard…The students at the University of Alaska’s Anchorage campus can cut now down the cost of their parking tickets by donating peanut butter and jelly.

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A 46-year-old man has an 8-inch screw driver pulled out of his rectum after it was there for a week… Michigan man blown through two walls of his home after an apparent propane leak caused his cook top to ignite…  New Zealand woman diagnosed with Guillain-Barre syndrome that left her locked inside her body for a month...  Bartender wins $50,000 from a winning lottery ticket she received as a tip from a patron…  New Zealand woman credits surviving being lost at sea to eating a handful of candy and wrapping herself in three plastic bags... Tennessee woman is recovering after being attacked by a white tailed deer when she went to get her mail…  Catholic Church is launching an investigation on two nuns who are pregnant after returning from a mission trip in Africa...  Louisiana man arrested after stealing an electric powered cart from Walmart to avoid getting a DUI…

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Ohio woman found dead in her home, likely killed by her two great danes… Fisherman made once in a lifetime catch, a deer… Scotland man puts a bottle rocket between his buttcheeks, survives… Man was stabbed to death over a Popeye’s chicken sandwich… Bear that had been shot by a hunter, fell out of the tree, bit the hunter, and rolled down a cliff… Woman in Florida is recovering after having a metal bar impale her leg… A bootleg zoo was found in Minnesota where a man acquired a bunch of animals like kangaroos and over 300 hedgehogs… The United Nations Agency is under fire after someone put underwear on naked statues... Florida man uses foot-long sword to fight off standoff with police... Michigan woman has a warrant for not returning library books…

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Black cat got on field during Cowboys/Giants Monday Night Football game… 11 year old Zimbabwe girl rescued friend from crocodile... Halloween reveler dressed as Jesus punched a San Diego cop... North Carolina says he impersonated a police officer after a police chase... Woman captured after entering lion enclosure in September speaks publicly for first time, says her reasoning was that it was spiritual. Woman with severe pain in belly due to a 40 lb cyst... Anti-vax Mom took to social media to give out tainted lollipops that have chicken pox virus... Man in India died after eating 50 eggs… Police called to Pizza Hut after customer complained of personal panned pizza not having enough cheese on it… Man dressed all in black, dancing in the street, arrested for resisting arrest.. 

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Two women covered in blood claimed they were having consensual sex as one was a wolf and the other was a vampire…  A man in China cut off his own finger because he was bitten by a venomous snake... An Indiana woman was found dead with a python wrapped around her neck in a home that had 140 snakes... A hospital security guard avoids a prison sentence after he had sex with a corpse… A 1 ton boulder has been returned after being missing for a month...  A woman from Belarus paints pictures of Queen Elizabeth with her boobs... A man killed his girlfriend over an argument about the guns… A Montana woman held her boyfriend at machete point and forced him to have sex with her… Connecticut man was arrested for putting loose razor blades in the Halloween bags of kids in the neighborhood…

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Doctors in Australia removed a bag of weed from a man’s nose, unbeknownst to him for 18 years...Indianapolis police investigate crash where woman got ejected and landed on the roof of a house… A family runaway horse takes a dip in a neighbor’s pool… Drunken 22 year old woman ran over her friend with her car...Mourners at a German funeral were accidently fed a drug laced cake…Michigan schools find pot laced brownies in kid’s lunches…The operators of a sky bridge are giving people the chance to dispose of their pumpkins by throwing them off the bridge…German dentist pulled tooth out of patient’s mouth that measures 1.46 inches…Woman who dressed up as Carrie on Halloween was mistaken for being seriously injured in her car accident…A one ton boulder has mysteriously vanished from Arizona’s Prescott National Forest…California highway patrol has had to deal with human waste being left on the side of the road.

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