Police responding to house fire are greeted by a naked man who apologizes and closes the door… 30 year old woman injured after mistaking dynamite with a candle… Patient  had the wrong testicle operated on in the same hospital someone penis…. Man linked to double homicide threatened another man by saying he would eat their blood… A pony walked into a bar... Staff at a senior care residence stranded patients after evacuating for a fire... Angry women stuffed smoked salmon into her neighbors gas tank...  Driver who was tired of waiting for a traffic light knocked it to the ground… Renter trashed luxury home by leaving human waste , needles and more.

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Guy faked his own kidnapping to get ransom from wife so he could go out drinking with his friends… San Francisco taxi drivers being told to stop using airport areas as their toilets... women asked to pee and crap in bags on airline flight after diaper clogs plumbing... a police officer jokingly woke up a student by pretending to zap them with their real stun-gun... man at Disneyland told employees he was with al Qaeda, would blow the place up... woman under influence of crack cocaine fell through ceiling of a Mexican restaurant.

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South Carolina woman killed her husband by putting eye drops in his water for days… Prosecutors  reviewing 2016 incident where woman shot her husband in the head with a crossbow while he was sleeping…  15 year old boy beheaded himself with a chainsaw after losing a video game… There was a kangaroo siting in Austria... Tractor joy ride resulted in multiple drug related charges… Unlucky beach goer had stingray hooked onto his penis... Surly old didn’t like school bus stop in front of his house, put up an electric fence…  Tennessee man died month after heart surgery after a doctor left a needle inside of him and was unable to remove it after a second surgery... Police were called to investigate a man who was yelling profanity at shoppers while holding a puppet... Swarm of hornets attacked wine festival attendees... Police discovered the bodies of a married couple after their downstairs neighbor called to report that blood was dripping through the ceiling…

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Doctors built a device to remove a 23 inch sex toy from inside a man… Man was threatened with a pair of nose trimmers during a robbery in Japan… “Wasping”: combination of Wasp Spray and Meth becoming popular in Ohio…  Man trying to flee the police in a canal attacked by algae… Another robber got stuck in manure… Officials figured out source of a “ghost ship” stranded by during bad weather… Florida couple ran a drive thru window for drugs out of their mobile home... Man stole his mother in law’s body from a funeral home when the undertaker was not answering his phone calls…

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One group of doctors had to build a homemade device to remove a 23 inch sex toy from a man…Man was threatened with a pair of nose trimmers during a robbery in Japan…Wasping has become popular in Ohio which is a combination of Wasp Spray and Meth…Man tried to flee the police in a canal but got attacked by algae…Robber got stuck in manure when trying to flee a scene…Officials found the source of a ghost ship that was stranded without any sailors or crew members on board after bad weather caused them to abandon ship…Florida couple ran a drive thru window for drugs out of their mobile home…Man stole his mother in law’s body from a funeral home when the undertaker was not answering his phone calls…Man said during a massage he woke up and he was being sexually assaulted by his masseuse

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Man blames his cousin on meth for stealing an empty bottle of Lysol, cheese grater, and soap from his house…  Woman found guilty after feeding her husband’s ex’s remains to alligators…  Video reveals the mystery woman who showed up to a Texas home with broken restraints… Swimming banned in a beach town in France due to a horny dolphin… Female grizzly bear chased and injured a 10 year old boy on a family hike… Headless corpse is was found in the home of a man missing for two months…  An unidentified man jumped a fence and ran onto the runway in LA and started doing push-ups... Washington Police feared the worst after three people had been abducted by a red truck and later uncovered that it was an elaborate prank...  UPS driver’s ‘Sorry We Missed You’ note is going viral, it says: “bear in driveway”…   Surfer caught a wave on an inflatable mattress…   Large, unidentified feline caught on a family security camera just behind their fence…

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Authorities are looking for a woman in handcuffs who has been walking up to doors and ringing doorbells... Man wearing an orange speedo was arrested for revealing himself... Man has been ditching women at dinner and leaving them with the bill... Man was sick of waiting for a freight train to pass and tried to roll underneath the train... Florida man waved a rifle at a group of people at a pool party for their music being too loud... 9 month old monkey got kicked out of Carrabba’s for biting a boy’s hand… Man was arrested for stealing lemons in California… Woman refused to pull over because she thought the cops were part of the Illumianti... The World Gravy Wrestling championship took place in England…

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A man known as ‘The Bee Man’ removed a massive bee nest the size of a human body from the front seat of an El Camino… A hospital security guard was arrested after he was seen having relations with a corpse… On a 19 year old’s first day of work, a cocaine snorting boss dressed in a woman’s clothes, and pulled out a foot long dildo while watching porn… As a result of a gamer’s extreme gaming addiction, he opens up about feeling isolated and friendless as well as losing his Welsh accent… A 5 year old claimed a man urinated on her while yelling racist slurs but it turned out another child urinated on her and she didn’t want to tattle tale… Legal sex booths have been deemed to be an extreme success after celebrating their 5th anniversary in Switzerland… Two men were cited after they were seen jet skiing naked… An 11 year old confronted a home invader when a stranger was helping himself to items in the fridge…

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Man pushed 15 hard-boiled eggs in his butt and teared his intestines… Pregnant woman was fired from a sub shop through text message…Woman was accused of trying to bite off her boyfriend’s testicles during an argument… Man has been involved in 5 road rage incidents all involving women… Married couple has been trying to conceive for years has been having the wrong type of sex all wrong…SWAT standoff in Florida ended when a judge killed himself in the middle of a hostage situation…Texas man developed a flesh eating disease after a shark bite…Man attacked and knocked 7 people unconscious in a nightclub…Poop patrol has been implemented in San Francisco to control the crazy feces problem.

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Woman loses an internship to NASA after telling board member to “suck her dick and balls” on Twitter… security guard who filmed himself farting on the job every day fired for doing so in uniform… man discovered two highly valuable sports cars in his grandmother’s garage after sitting unused for three decades… MMA fighter ripped his ball sack open with a power tool… someone is stealing buoy bells from buoys along the coast of New England… a North Carolina town has named “Bigfoot” as their official town animal.

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