The Black Ones

The Black Ones

By Arthur JohnsonComedyArtsPerforming Arts
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The Black Ones episodes

  • Hoopties With Bandaids In The Fast Lane
    I talk about cars that sport the taped up look, holding up bumpers, mirrors, etc.. like it's a fashion statement, and slow ass drivers refusing to get out of the far left lane, creating car pile ups... and I give a brief update on the The Black Ones Variety Comedy Show coming soon, in San Diego, on stage, in Aug 2022. Thanks for listening, downloading and sharing.
    18 min
  • Old
    My hilarious review on the movie Old, directed by M Night Shyamalan. Thank you all for listening.
    27 min
  • Airing Out Dirty Laundry
    I talk about women that find it hard to comprise with their lover over their beliefs, sharing dirty laundry, and that awkward dialogue, on what to say, with those in your walking path, when you see them twice. Thank you for listening.
    14 min
  • Wooden Outhouse Catastrophes
    I talk about old school wooden outhouses, and why do drivers feel the need to yell at the top of their lungs at drivers who cut them off, with their windows rolled up... you get the same affect acting as a mime, and if you was sexting your best friends wife, would you tell him or her, or carry the secret to your grave? Thank you for listening. God Bless you all.
    16 min
  • Sketches Hotter Than The Last Fish Grease
    I put together some classic sketches, to fill in because I've been sick all week, you've come to love, Too Nice, Blind Psychologist "Ninja," and Jawbreaker. I'm feeling much better and almost back to 100%, and will be back next week with some new material. Stay safe, these colds and viruses are no joke. God Bless you all.
    31 min
  • My Top 4 Xmas Movies Might Be Suspect
    I talk about the funny suspicious underlying messages in my top 4 favorite Christmas movies.It's A Wonderful Life: George Bailey used a phone call and his voice to pull a pimp move.Rudolph: Misfits can be straight , gay, an elf, or have a red nose.Frosty: Kids, don't trust a man made out of white snow, wearing a top hat, smokes from a pipe, and has stick arms. Christmas Story: Hot sauce and soap in your mouth is not a form of cruelty.Happy Holidays!! God Bless you all.
    22 min
  • Eating Boogers With A Perm
    I talk about: Why hasn't the horrendous perm smell evolved, yet, to sweet smelling aromas... and booger eaters are getting brazen, doing it in cars, on the highway, in traffic.
    22 min

About The Black Ones

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The Black Ones is... those jellybeans that taste nasty, makes you uncomfortable, but once you swallow... you'll admire the flavor of comedy. This is a high octane energy podcast, full of raw, old…