The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

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The Blank with Carlos & Ryan. episodes

  • Out with the New, in with the Old.

    Carlos and Ryan get into the all time argument of new school music versus old school music. From Justin Bieber to Michael Jackson, Drake to Jay Z, Lil Kim to Coi Leray (i don't know). None of this music matters as Afrobeats is the future of music and you all will do nothing about it! Hail Doug Ford!

    1 hr 26 min
  • Untitled...Retrospective

    Carlos and Ryan (well mainly Carlos) review their experience at the Dave Chappelle: Untitled Documentary premiere and show this past week in Toronto at the Scotiabank Arena. It was a great experience for both and there was great laughs from Carlos. Ryan was drunk and sleeping. Dave Chappelle wants the smoke with everybody especially the Asians. 

    58 min
  • The Blank Presents: True Athlete Horror Stories.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss your favourite athletes but more so, the human behind the athlete. What makes them who they are? Why do they go through the problems they go through? What made that person decide to kill his wife, drive a white Bronco across the highway? (allegedly) All these questions and more in this week's episode.

    1 hr 19 min
  • Halloween Spooktacular Vol 1. **RE-UPLOADED**

    Carlos and Ryan discuss the best slasher flicks, which summer camps not to go to, and their best Halloween memories. *FOR THE RECORD - Ryan is not a member nor does he support anything to do with white supremacy organizations.*


    **LATEST VERSION**  -- Nov 5, 2021

    1 hr 29 min
  • Toxicity at it's finest.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss Future's text messages, gaslighting, and social media (again...). "Hey Baby, minimum wage raised to 15 dollars and it made me think why I didn't raise up to be your man. All the minimum wage in the world won't pay the cost of our relationship. I hope your mom is doing well. Call me back." - Something Future would text.

    1 hr 30 min
  • I GOT THE HERO IN ME!

    IT'S A BIRD....IT'S A PLANE...It's Carlos and Ryan talking about superheroes and why capes are for losers (suck it Superman, Batman, and etc...) Carlos and Ryan discuss their own memories, favourites, and the unexpected heroes of our day. 

    1 hr 33 min
  • bump n grind (allegedly)..

    Carlos and Ryan discuss the world of p*rnography and the affects it had on their lives. They obviously talk about Robert Kelly and their childhood memories (Ryan wrote this sentence, not Carlos).

    1 hr 34 min
  • They Know...

    Carlos and Ryan discuss the Illuminati, Aliens, Free Mason obsession, O.J. and why the Government is tryna take our away our paper. BIG UPS TO ALL OUR HATERS (if you know, you know).  

    1 hr 37 min

About The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

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Where comedy and real talk ensue. Join Carlos and Ryan as they discuss (as Carlos rants and Ryan babysits), explore, teach, and learn about what's going in the world around them. Whether it regarding…