Carlos and Ryan discuss life without likes, without DM's, without instantaneous access to pornography (you perverts know who you are). Life with VHS, Tape Recorders, Physical CD's, no Spotify. Do we really live in simpler times? The things we used to do sure were a lot, I gotta give a shout out to that Wal-Mart parking lot.

Carlos and Ryan cook up a Valentine's Day worthy meal to show you how easy it is to do so, on a budget. We're broke okay.. don't need your God-Damn judgement. Anyways... who y'all got for Super Bowl this weekend?!

Carlos and Ryan explain what it is to be a man: assert your dominance gentlemen, because if you don't. The snowflakes will get ya (Liberals)! Just kidding, Happy Chinese New Year everyone!

Carlos and Ryan discuss social anxiety in regards to #Letstalk day. Their experiences and fears come to light in this heart-wrenching and super personal episode. From the Teddy Bear's picnic to talent shows, these events will not be at the protest this weekend. 

Carlos and Ryan discuss new the normal, that is working from home. In their most personal episode yet. Carlos and Ryan express the pain and the pleasure of working from home as well as some workplace drama. Seriously, this episode gets really deep, in a hurry. Rest In Peace MJ. Sorry Sarah. 

Carlos and Ryan give you the recipes of success: 

1) Get a German Sheppard.

2) Get you some Salmon.

3) Fly to Saudi Arabia, introduce yourself to Saudi Royals.

4) Prepare to get yourself into some serious sh*t.

**These are the opinions of The Blank with Carlos & Ryan, and some woman on Facebook.**

Carlos and Ryan discuss Doug Ford and his b****ass ways, locking down the G**damn province (read in southern voice). With Ontario going into another 2 weeks or so lockdown, Carlos and Ryan express their frustrations, their coping mechanism, and next steps. Disclaimer: This episode of cancel culture worthy, listen at your own risk! You snowflakes! (sorry)... 

Carlos and Ryan reflect upon the 2021. From ups and downs, from Glizzys to potential earth ending asteroids. Here is a shot to 2022 and the best that the year has to offer. We finna get cancelled in 2022! Happy New Year!

Carlos and Ryan discuss beauty pageants and all of it's fabulous glory. Just kidding. From Honey-Boo-Boo to Ms. India, the judges and the organizers deserve to go to prison. I mean come on..you don't find the judges at them kiddie pageants weird af? You're a grown ass man, what are you doing judging kids beauty?

Carlos and Ryan seek wisdom from the wise Sorceress herself, Alesha. She provides wisdom, knowledge and some predictions on whether Carlos becomes Mr. Regina King. Thanks to Alesha for being our first guest and for tolerating our non-sensical BS (birth sign).