The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

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The Blank with Carlos & Ryan. episodes

  • The Blank Must Go On!

    Carlos and Ryan discuss, from afar, some current tragedies that occurred in their own back yard, give a few shoutouts to some local gems, and seeing nothing wrong living for Jesus Christ (Johnny Mo's words not ours, although no judgement for anyone who does). Feel better Los and shoutout to Adios for throwing a dope party and JABS for providing the burgers! 

    30 min
  • Viva Las Recap Part Two.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss the end of their Las Vegas trip, closing off that God-Forsaken City for good. Vegas aside, they also discuss the breaking news about the QE2 news and the breast augmentation crisis of UK & France in 2011. They wish the best for all 30,000 of the ladies affected. FOOTBALL, FOOTBALL, FOOTBALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

    1 hr 7 min
  • Viva Las Recap Part One.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss their recent Las Vegas trip, capturing Sin City from a personal and highly graphic, almost distributing, damn near death defying experience. Usually what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, but not here folks. They expose the trashy, the classy, and the all you can eat buffet and no that is not the name of the strip club, more on that in this week's episode. Glad to be alive. Tune in next week for part deux!

    1 hr 3 min
  • The day before Vegas ... Part 2.

    Carlos and Ryan have entered the world of ALL AGES podcasting, making everyone, young and old, fans of our show. Although the content is 18+. Tomorrow we fly to Vegas, the day after, we try to stay alive. Wait and see our posts and pictures from Carlos's bucket list and the City of Sin, Money, and bodies found in a lake. Vegas baby, there is nothing else like it. 

    45 min
  • The week before Vegas ... Part 1
    Carlos and Ryan discuss the week before the Las Vegas trip and all the shenanigans that they plan on getting themselves into. Will they survive the lights of Sin City.. Also introducing our first new segment of the podcast: Some Peoples' Kids., Manti Te'o, what are you doing bro, you need to be asking questions before some ish like that hits the fan, we had video chat in 2012, get it together!
    56 min
  • #freecarlos

    Carlos and Ryan take it back to Zoom this week cause of them has covid (my money is on Ryan). They also discuss the nursing crisis in Canada, the nurse who caused a crisis and why Ontario is home to shitty festivals. Kultureland and Kingston festival get your shit together! Also people going, get the got damn vaccine!

    1 hr 2 min
  • Episode Super Nintendo Chalmers and Amanda Nunes.

    Carlos, and Carlos alone, made a dumb ass challenge to arguably the greatest female MMA fighter of all time and Ryan had to sit there and watch this disaster unfold. They also discuss a few other things too but the most important part is that Carlos challenge the current bantamweight and featherweight champion of the world to a fight.. I need a new job. Anyone looking for a description writer, hit me up. Also Congrats Cindy & Darren! Fantastic wedding. 

    1 hr 8 min
  • CaraOVOELD Slam - The Best Damn Weeknd in Toronto, brother.

    Carlos and Ryan describe in this week's episode all of the wild events happening in Toronto this weekend. Highly suggest that you get out because Toronto is full of events. Tune in next week for some of our experiences and shenanigans this weekend. Rest in Peace to Robin Williams. Those who need help, please go out and seek it. 

    1 hr 6 min
  • Massage Carlos & Pirate Ryan Strike Back!

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the luxury of getting massages (get your mind out of the gutter), the height of the 2000's era of piracy (thanks Limewire, for many, many free songs), and the destruction of public property (the serious part). Join us in another conversation in the minds of The Blank. Whaaaaaaaa (that was Ryan).

    53 min
  • 3 Sides to a Triangle and worms in Mezcal.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss the criminal mentality of an individual and the concept of a Dark Triad. I'm sure some of you have run into these individuals in your life time, so if you do end up seeing Ryan, please call the authorities. I've said too much...please enjoy the episode.

    57 min

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Where comedy and real talk ensue. Join Carlos and Ryan as they discuss (as Carlos rants and Ryan babysits), explore, teach, and learn about what's going in the world around them. Whether it regarding…