The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

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The Blank with Carlos & Ryan. episodes

  • Sexual Deviants: I choose you!

    Carlos and Ryan discuss how the writers of Pokémon came up with their ideas and how Yugi was way too old to be playing card games with them' kids, RIP to the creator though. Oh and we also discuss politics and shit. Check us out for our 60th episode. Celebrities have too much power.

    1 hr 13 min
  • Calgary, Family Drama, and Diesel Jeans.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss the in and outs of Calgary (Toronto is better), Ryan's experience at Asian Restaurants, and Black Lives Matter (how the last two connect, I will never know). But hey, I don't see nothing wrong #30years. 

    1 hr 19 min
  • Raw like Monday Nights.
    Carlos and Ryan discuss current trips and expensive cities, but Ryan doesn't see nothing wrong. Santa Clause does not exist but don't tell Ryan, he's still on the hunt. Please avoid Ryan during Christmas season and Father's Day (Jesus Christ, what did I sign up for..).
    1 hr 13 min
  • Coming to you live, this is The Blank News Network.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss the plethora of topics in this episode. But the one that really stands out: Is when Ryan nearly got us cancelled talking about Smithers and the cruelty he suffered, finding it amusing. Dammit man, we have families to feed! By the way, Ryan's turning 30 and shoutout to Kevin and Jenny!

    1 hr 3 min
  • Politics + Depp, you Heard? = Raunchiest episode ever.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss the provincial election, the lacks of voters, and how Johnny Depp is 15 million dollars richer. Punching Donkeys, Rahzel and Sandblasters made in Tokyo, prepare for our most foul episode ever. Have a good weekend everybody! and Happy Pride Month.

    1 hr 5 min
  • Ryan goes Super Saying.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss some of the heartbreaking recent news that has happen over the last couple of days. Begins bummy but ends up being a good time. Enough about Carlos's s*x life. This week Ryan says some sh** that really throws Carlos for a loop, like really confusing sh**. "Well I guess someones gotta do the dishes." wtf does that even mean?

    1 hr 17 min
  • I'll order the burger with an extra side of politics...please.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss the up and coming election in Ontario and how all of the candidates are crap people. Not crab people for all you conspiracy theorists, though, well, maybe? Shoutout to K.DOT for releasing a great album, Lupe is still better (Ryan's thoughts, not Carlos). Lastly don't leave political pamphlets on our doorknobs or in our meals.  

    1 hr 8 min
  • All the worlds ills, sittin' on chrome 24' wheels.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss many of the current day issues we face as society today. And F***Tampa! unless they want to sponsor. Let us know. But there are too many issues with no solutions out there. We just have to rant about it. Go Leafs!

    1 hr 1 min

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Where comedy and real talk ensue. Join Carlos and Ryan as they discuss (as Carlos rants and Ryan babysits), explore, teach, and learn about what's going in the world around them. Whether it regarding…