Another NIED for eBay. Get the lawyers in here. Get eBay’s legal team, the eBay community & /eBay subreddit cronies are out of their pay grade on this one.

soon eBay. Soon. If you have been robbed by eBay. contact BLiNg Viera @

eBay’s lawyers go straight to hell episode.

eBay is a disgusting & corrupt company. I will not stop, as mentioned previously, until I am able to tell Paul S. Pressler exactly what he is responsible for. Do not buy or sell anything on eBay. It is not safe. Feints are important in boxing. Always punch back twice as hard. Fast & Furious. Vin Diesel & RIP Paul Walker. Paul, you were a shining light in this world & you were gone too soon. Your legacy continues in this podcast. Xoxo -BLiNG

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Bling bling bling bling!!! For he’s a jolly good fellow for he’s a jolly good fellow!!!!

Gotta take the pain sometimes. Gotta knock them out sometimes. Punch back twice as hard. Make them feel it, make it hurt, make them regret it. Get revenge & live for it. Stock Trader’s Almanac by Jeffrey Hirsch & Christopher Mistal. Get it every year. Don’t buy or sell anything on eBay. They will steal your money.

I trade a few SPY options in this one. Only two segments long because…. Kiefer Kiefer Kiefer! eBay’s favorite dishonest corporate trainer Kiefer Sutherland is here today in the studio!

The marketing team had this brilliant idea. Since eBay is going bankrupt, the marketing budget was a little bit tight. Why not use eBay’s inventory of counterfeit Nikes to promote the selling of more fake items on eBay? Our dishonest marketing executives will use stolen money to buy the counterfeit Nikes from a boring host on YouTube. The host will then pretend to be making lots of money selling our own counterfeit Nikes. We’ll then use the stolen money we… laundered… to buy more of our own counterfeit shoes. We’ll do that for a while, bolster up the boring used counterfeit shoe salesman, to appear successful from selling fake goods & receiving stolen, laundered, money. Then we will pay for views. When the time is right, we will suspend the boring fake shoe guy’s eBay account. PERMANENTLY. That way, we, the marketing team, will normalize permanently suspended accounts. We’ll try to make it seem as real as possible using the least talented people. Whenever someone argues that they lost $1,575… we’ll just reiterate, “At least it wasn’t 2.5 million of stolen money lost on fake Nikes like that boring used shoe salesman!” We’ll pay YouTube to be at the top of every search. Once the permanent suspension is normalized using fake Nikes & stolen, laundered, money, we’ll turn our attention toward: The Vault. The Vault is an overpriced counterfeit basketball card museum. Only the realest looking fake basketball cards can go into The Vault. We’ll keep stealing honest seller money to buy more fake stuff. We’ll encourage honest people at home & also people on Twitter, using the giant brains of our brilliant eBay Community, to trust ebay with their priceless REAL (not fake) basketball cards. eBay’s honest staff will then swap the honest person’s priceless basketball cards with our worthless fake basketball cards. We’ll either ruin, lose, or steal the original priceless basketball cards, and then tell the honest person we don’t accept counterfeit cards. We’ll send them the fake, lose it, steal the original, lose that fighting over it, and then steal more money. How much did The Vault cost eBay? Let’s just say, we could have paid sellers what they were owed with the cost of the counterfeit basketball card museum. THE VAULT eBay’s community is not a community. It’s like 2 graveyard shift employees anxious to get done for the night & one or two random sellers who got lost. 😘

The door made out of glass episode. Did a lawyer write the template permanent suspension messages to sellers whose money was stolen based on ______ using ———? Whose creative writing was that anyway? Whose idea was it to implement this stuff? My first real experience as a consultant digging into administrative law. It’s a bit more interesting than regular law. Gives me something a little more creative to read. A bit more entertaining research & analysis. It’s making you cry, it’s making me cry. Life’s hard enough as it is you don’t need to cry anymore. “But… but… how does BLiNG know?! Who is BLiNG?!” Haha the new guy in eBay’s organized crime ring is straight up scared!!! 👻 😘 $1,575.08 xoxo