The second installment of secret audio from eBay's corporate trainer.
Seller of the GPU: “Receipts for a 15 year old microphone?!”
eBay's Elite Security Team: "Uhh yeah we need those old receipts because we’re trying to keep the eBay Community safe.”
Seller of the GPU: "I canceled that microphone on April 07 because eBay is not safe & eBay is trying to steal my money!"
eBay's Elite Security Team: "Show us the 15 year-old receipt for the $50 microphone or else we won't pay you $1,575."
Seller of the GPU: "You are running an organized crime ring over there at Trust & Safety. eBay the Unsafe Marketplace."
eBay's Elite Security Team: "We uhhh don't make this decision lightly & after thinking about it. A lot. Your account is permanently suspended for being a threat to eBay's Community."
Seller of the GPU: "Holy shit, eBay is in fact an organized crime ring targeting & stealing from honest sellers based on slimy algorithms."
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