The Bloodybits Horror Show

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cyberdyne conspiricy crazies.

For week 2 of Hard D July we are here to talk about a Mt Rushmore position holder of action movies. Terminator 2. Candice creams herself over the T-1000, we all remember being children, or hopped up on pain pills the first time we saw it, and Candices daughter terminators her brother.

BTW, here is the hilarious WKUK clip we talked about. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ-xyTJsCBk

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos and Candice chrome crotches. This week we are covering maybe the best action film of the last 10 years. Mad Max Fury Road.

Join us as I was poetic about America for this Fourth of July. Candice won't stop bragging about Final Fantasy, and Tim thinks he might have his best pick yet.

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Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitter. Candice @HorrorHoochie69 handle. Tim @yobogold and me @eddietheaxe

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Canine copy crushers.

This week we are wrapping up Folk Horror month with a bang, well a bunch of bangs, as we discuss Infinity Pool. The third feature from Brandon Cronenberg. Tim gushes over Mia Goth, Candice gets to see maybe her elast favorite on screen dong, and I lose my mind over how fucking amazing this film is. Go see it.

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Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitter. Candice @HorrorHoochie69 handle. Tim @yobogold and me @eddietheaxe

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice cracker ass cultists.

We're back for the latest entry of Harvest June, and this week we are bringing you a damn solid entry. The Ritual with long time friend of the show, host of the Wednesdays we Talk Weird podcast, Asherz.

Join us as we break down wicker man fucking, last meals from the biscuit barn, and tease the greatest bonus episode of all time 

If you can't get enough of that wonderful Asherz, please check out Asherz, on the Wednesdays we Talk Weird podcast, and other internet ventures...

You know us, https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits 

Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitter. Candice @HorrorHoochie69 handle. Tim @yobogold and me @eddietheaxe

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cunt Clouds... Like a cloud server, cause serving up.. you get it, we all get it.. it's great.

This week we are headed back out to the boonies, cause we are digging deep into the 1988 rental hero Pumpkinhead. A movie with some terrible fucking acting, amazing practical effects, and a good ol fashion hodgepodge of psudo pagenism, and christian folklore.  

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cockroach Corralers

This week we are kicking off Harvest June, a month dedicated to the Folk horror subgenera. And what better way to kick it off than with maybe the GOAT, no not Black Phillip. The Wicker Man. I actually did some research on this movie, and learn that Christopher Lee was the proto Keanu Reeves. 

Lots of fun covering this film, bitching about how the protagonist is the biggest fussy whiney bitch in film history. He almost deserves what he gets.

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Hit us up on twitter. You can check us out on twitter. Tim Yobo @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69, and me @eddietheaxe 

Hello all you Ed-heads, Timbos, and Candice Car Copulators.  

This week we are joined by a longtime friend of the show, and host of the Grindbin podcast Mike Wood. As we discuss the 2021 horror movie Titane. We cover every lurid detail of the most beat-offable movie so far! All the nipples, cooze oils, and incestuous will they/won't they you can handle in 1 podcast. 

For more of Mike, check out The Grindbin Podcast 

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Hit us up on twitter. You can check us out on twitter. Tim Yobo @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69, and me @eddietheaxe 

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice cave-dwelling cannibalistic consequences of catastrophic colonialism. 

This week we load up the wagon, and take a fun filled trip through the desert as we discuss the 2006 Hills Have Eyes remake. This week Tim and I duel with some real fucking haymakers of humor. Candice got her Legend of Zelda game from her ungrateful family, and I drop some of the most zen like wisdom on how to survive in the desert.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Coochie Conceled Carriers.

This week we break down the 03 remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The first of the Platinum Dunes horror remakes, and I think the best. Tim suffers through it all with a little help from a damp Beil. 

I think the two most important things to pay attention to this episode are 1. Candice did NOT get the new Zelda game for Mothers Day, and 2. I made histories greatest joke.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Candle Crammers.

In support of the writers strike, I'm going to write my own podcast description. This week we talk incest, gore pits, night vision blowjobs, and celibrate CInco De Mayo, Mexicos liberation from the French won at the Alamo. I wonder if they ever screened House of Wax at the Alamo.

Anyhow, we land on Jar Jar's gaping asshole, which i've used to haunt our discord for like a week. Which will be on the Patreon. LOL. 

Check us out on Twitter. me @eddietheaxe Tim @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69 

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