The Bloodybits Horror Show

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Chronologically Confused Cadets, This week, we head on out to New Angeles to check in on Bimmy, Jimmy, Abobo, and the T-1000 with his best Brian Bozworth hairdo, as we discuss the live action Double Dragon movie.

You know you always wanted to hear Tim Yobo react to the who's the boss chick beer-bonging spinach to a man in some sort of like Super Shredder muscle outfit, with a nutsack on his neck. I initiate a discussion on the ethical dilemma of watching special cooking programming, and Candice clamsplains the Byzantine Empire to me.

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Hello, all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice no Cappys.

This week, we are plumbing the depths of the video game movies, and talking about Super Mario Bros. So we went out and got one of our favorite brothers. Terry! He returns, with only slightly fewer stories about a man's farting asshole.

We talk about Candice's husband's porn habits, slight people from the south, Jersey, and I think several Asian and South American countries. Tim gets Bob Hoskins's name wrong a staggering number of times and yet has the audacity to keep correcting my on/by accident usage. Sorry pops, this ain't yo daddies on/by accident show!

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Hit us up on Twitter. you can check us out on Twitter. Candice @HorrorHoochie69 handle. Tim @yobogold and me @eddietheaxe

Hello all you Ed-heads, Timbos, and Kandice Kombat Konnoisseur's

This week, we are packing our bags like Mr Cage, getting on a boat, like everyones favorite kombatant Art, and headed to Outworld to talk about the Klassic Mortal Kombat. I'm glad we kovered this episode mostly because I get to do my Kristopher Lambert impression. Which was all but lost to the ellusive forgotten Highlander episode.

Join us as we talk Mr Hands, I wonder about Motoro, and how he would pull that off, Billy Madisons girlfriend/teacher thigh thickness, and how Tim would handle the old thumb in the ass tactic with Goro. How many assholes does he have? I know I have 2 on the podcast! ZING!

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Hit us up on Twitter. you can check us out on Twitter. Candice @HorrorHoochie69 handle. Tim @yobogold and me @eddietheaxe

Hello, all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cammy chronologically confused combatants.

This week, we kick off November, a month of video game movie merriment, and we start it off with a BANG. the JCVD-led, coke-fueled, Gomez Adams killing movie Street Fighter. Tim gets very upset that Vega never climbs up on a fence or cage wall. I get pissed about garbage bags never fitting in the fucking kitchen trash cans, and Candice shows off her improv comedy chops in a game of the Street Fighter dozens.

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Hit us up on Twitter. you can check us out on Twitter. Candice @HorrorHoochie69 handle. Tim @yobogold and me @eddietheaxe

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Corpse fuckers.

This week for Halloween you are in for a real treat. Flaming marshmallows, corpse fucking, silver dollar nipples and a mentally slow man trying to screw the head of a dead 14-year old. NO i'm not talking about a republican party picnic, I'm talking about the movie Dellamorte Dellamore (Cemetery Man)

Join us as we have the best time ever just talking all about the bizarre waking nightmare that is this film, I come to grips with my nihilism, but not in a bitching about it way, more of a if nothing matters, why stress way. We also learn that Candice wants that Rupert Everett bone, and her weird Tucker Carlson look alike youtuber boy toy.

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Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitter. Candice @HorrorHoochie69 handle. Tim @yobogold and me @eddietheaxe

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice not even gonna try. But that fits this title so well, as we are joined by Steve to discuss the 1992 movie only our discord has heard of Ax' Em.

Join us, and we try and scrut the inscrutable. All the while narrowly walking that tight rope of making a joke that is over the line. There is no way you've seen this. If you have, let me know please. Let's make this movie like The Ring tape. But you hope you die in the middle of it.

3/10

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Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitter. Candice @HorrorHoochie69 handle. Tim @yobogold and me @eddietheaxe

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Candy stripers.

This week, we are joined by long time friend of the show, host of the Moustachioed Podcastio Daniel Segura to discuss the 1992 piece of shit Dr Giggles.

Candice brought this one in because some asshole on Instagram said it was his dying wish. Imagine how sad that would be, you're dying, and your make a wish fairy is Candice. Anyhow, we covered it for him. I think his name was steve, or samson or something. Get well samson, I hope your heart will go on.

This time Tim doesn't get too drunk, and pass out about 60% through the episode, so thats a plus, but as a minus we all had our webcams on and were doing fun visual gags to each other the whole time. Maybe you cheap fucks should pitch in on the patreon, and we can look into putting up video feeds/hosting for video podcasts. 

Big thanks to Daniel, check out his podcast here

You know us, https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits 

Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitter. Candice @HorrorHoochie69 handle. Tim @yobogold and me @eddietheaxe

This is a movie about Candice. Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cold showers. This week, we dive into the highly erotic thriller Single White Female. Tim and I give this movie two big ol throbbing juicy thumbs up, and Candice loved it causes she lived it. 

Tim offers up his unique New York experience on the movie. Lending his own unique insights on the logistics, while I just have the best time with the female experience the film so accurately represents. 

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Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitter. Tim Yobo @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69, and me @eddietheaxe

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos (for the first 75% of the show) and Candice correct computers. This week, we break down the cult classic Buffy the Vampire Slayer. A movie filled with actors just taking a character out for a spin, and having a fantastic time.

I introduce Candybot 2000 to the show, An enhanced candice with a self evolving AI brain. A learning computer. Tim cannot believe it, I fooled him like 19 times with the AI candice, but to be fair, it's a pretty good AI.

90s nostalgia has us all taking a trip down memory lane. But really, you should get the Patreon this week, the bonus episode is fantastic!

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Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitter. Tim Yobo @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69, and me @eddietheaxe

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cybron Corperation Cops. 

This week, WOW. We are just putting a button on 1991 with the most direct to VHS 1991 ass movie I've ever seen. Future Kick. Where Don "the pseudodragon" Wilson is in a totally obvious Terminator parody. That is also Blade Runner, and according to at least one person on par with They Live.

It's insanity, and you have to watch it. Don't listen to Tim and Candice. Just listen to their takes on the american classic PB&J. Lazerblade, the strip to strip connection, and Tim enraged. Tune in!

You know us https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits
Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitter. Tim Yobo @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69, and me @eddietheaxe