The Bloodybits Horror Show

Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos.

I'm ok, i swear... phew, alright. we are covering The Craft. A very female forward horror from 1996, which is an anomaly. It's a fun movie, a bit silly at times. But I think we can respect its.... Fuck. They go to a Catholic school, and wear the outfit.. and you put Neve Campbell, and Fairuza Balk in it. Which to my libido is like sprinkling your coffee with meth.

I'm sorry, I tried to not be horny this episode. I really tried. But I am just a man.. made of (mostly) soft fallible things.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos...

Well, I finally did it. I did a big ass horror movie that you all love, one of the tentpole movies. I've sworn off doing them for a long ass time, but it would be irrisponsable of me to cover 1996, and not mention the movie that changed horror.

But of course we talk more about tits than anything else. And a rare Tim Yobo just dissing the movie from start to finish. So all you Scream heads out there need to Scream at him!

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos.

This week, we take a trip up to the frosty north where the only thing sweeter than the maple syrup is the donair sauce as we discuss Bad Moon. A film that somehow cost 7 million dollars to make. Which blows my mind every time i look at that fact in text.

Shitty acting, terrible werewolf transformations, tits in the first 5-10 mins. I guess it aint all bad. To be fair, the practical effects are fantastic from time to time, and it's shot well, like Tim said it looks like a movie!

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos. This week you are in for a real treat. A blast from the past from the past... Because we go back to 1996, to a movie that feels like it was made in 1988. Vampirella. What a steaming piece of shit this is.

Though, I guess it was doomed to fail, between the bad source material, the mob stealing production money, and the director mainly concerned with the breast size of the leading role. Tune in, it has to be heard to be believed.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos.

This week, the movie that broke the podcast Visitor Q. You know the bad part of Oldboy? The father daughter love story? That's where we start with this fucking movie. And it just gets worse and worse. So yeah, a Tim Yobo pick.

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Hello all you Ed-heads, and Timbos.

This week for our entry for March Madness, this gorilla dick daddy smells sex in the air. As we discuss maybe the horniest Bigfoot movie I've ever seen, but I honestly don't remember another bigfoot movie.

Tim meets his red haired match, Bigfoot uses a door as a gloryhole, and something about a redneck cult? all this and more! so tune in!

Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos.

This week you're in for a ride... TO HELL! As we discuss the 2016 horror comedy CarousHELL. As you will hear, Tim is not fucking happy about it. Too bad Tim, this is fucking March Madness, anything can happen!

I guess the highlights are the movie features a kid eating a pizza American cheese sandwich, a chick gets fucked by a carousel unicorn, and our hero is a cowboy wearing a stupid mascot mask, but in universe everyone is just cool with that.

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Hello all you Ed-heads, and Timbos.

This week we are talking about Evolver, the final movie of 1995. I come up with a new rating method for movies, after like 3 years of doing it. and we both loath and respect the business acumen of Zach.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos.

This week, Tim finally gets to talk about the movie he has been trying to bring to the show for 196 episodes.. Mute Witness. And I gotta say, fantastic movie. Stop right now, and go watch it. It's totally worth the watch.

Then when you're done watching, listen to the show, tell a friend to listen, give us a 5 star review on the platform of your choice, and if you still have time, go to our Patreon.

we're very needy. it's why we make a podcast, for attention.

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