Lionel and MK are back from their European Tour 2015. Welcome home, Euro dorks.

Nick's getting honey-dicked by his neighbour and March is just having an overall bad day.

Also on this show: Places you want to eat at in Europe, Dark Mofo Food Festival Hobart, Mono Museum

Movies: Entourage , Ultron (again), Run all Night and some (more next week) Inside Out

We're back!

We are commenting on Apple's 2015 World Wide Developers Conference. We love the features, but hate the names. No, there is some good stuff, don't get me wrong, but they need a straight guy to come up with a not-so-tacky name every now and then.

If you are into Contest of Champions, email [email protected] and join the alliance that punches so hard, you will shit teeth for weeks.

Complete nerd jerk. Three guys talking about how much they like to thumb rape their iPhone to level up characters in the arguably best iPhone game ever made.

Randle J, Nick and March

Lionel calls in from Spain and expalins in great detail how they had all their stuff stolen in that rat hole Marseille, why you cannot trust the French, how not to win a war, what not to eat in Barcelona, what to eat when you climb a mountain, why spicy food makes tiny women pregnant, how to live life in a car and how he will re-enact The Age of Ultron on a field in the middle of San Sebastian with himslef as Ultron and MK as the Scarlet Witch.

Nick and March are not digging it. The times.

What better way to become grumpy and old than complaoning about everything the technology andgeekdom has brought into this world.

To be honest, some of us seem to have watched a different movie – but whatever. Or do you remember how Tony Stark lost his hand?

This is a rather controversial review of Age of Ultron. Hope you enjoy.

We talk about the Apple Watch and how much better it would be to watch Age of Ultron on it. Randle's here and he does know way to much about the Apple Watch for someone who can't afford it, really. Right, Randle? Hater.

He's awfully quiet for such a big guy, but we actually have somene like, almost a former flat mate of March on the show. Tommy. Nice guy, and as it turns out, he hates all movies too. 

Couched and drinking as well is Tacfit  and Krav Maga Instructor Garth Montgomery. 

Check out urbankombat.com.au if you are in the shape that Tommy's in. He needs club bells.

John B is in the house for 2 hours of martial arts talk. Kung fu, wrestling and douche moves – have a listen even if you're not into that stuff. John is a lot of fun.

The Oscars... right? It would have been nice to finally honour the Batman but instead... cliché. He's not even doing retard-talking for half of the movie! Come on! Keaton's only got a few weeks left, goddammit!