Lionel calls in from Spain and expalins in great detail how they had all their stuff stolen in that rat hole Marseille, why you cannot trust the French, how not to win a war, what not to eat in Barcelona, what to eat when you climb a mountain, why spicy food makes tiny women pregnant, how to live life in a car and how he will re-enact The Age of Ultron on a field in the middle of San Sebastian with himslef as Ultron and MK as the Scarlet Witch.

Nick and March are not digging it. The times.

What better way to become grumpy and old than complaoning about everything the technology andgeekdom has brought into this world.

To be honest, some of us seem to have watched a different movie – but whatever. Or do you remember how Tony Stark lost his hand?

This is a rather controversial review of Age of Ultron. Hope you enjoy.

We talk about the Apple Watch and how much better it would be to watch Age of Ultron on it. Randle's here and he does know way to much about the Apple Watch for someone who can't afford it, really. Right, Randle? Hater.

He's awfully quiet for such a big guy, but we actually have somene like, almost a former flat mate of March on the show. Tommy. Nice guy, and as it turns out, he hates all movies too. 

Couched and drinking as well is Tacfit  and Krav Maga Instructor Garth Montgomery. 

Check out urbankombat.com.au if you are in the shape that Tommy's in. He needs club bells.

John B is in the house for 2 hours of martial arts talk. Kung fu, wrestling and douche moves – have a listen even if you're not into that stuff. John is a lot of fun.

The Oscars... right? It would have been nice to finally honour the Batman but instead... cliché. He's not even doing retard-talking for half of the movie! Come on! Keaton's only got a few weeks left, goddammit!

What exactly makes Kabam's Contest of Champions such a genius game for your iPhone (preferably plus), we don't know. But the sheer insanity that it is for free and the in-app purchases being clearly labelled 'for dorks' makes it a must – and us think, you're clearly a walkman-loving old dudem, who's stuck with a flip phone. Get Contest of Champions! Understand what everyone else is talking about!!!

Now, we also talk about some experiences we have had lately with online printing, which segues perfectly into a rant about ISIS, or the Islamic State. Who, it turns out, we hate quite a bit. Actually, we hate those motherfuckers a lot more than the child president originally responsible for displacing such a large crowd of violent pigs – too fucking bad.

I had a shit day as well. Just listen to the segement about online printing.

2014 – It's been a mixed year. Let's be honest. Like a night out and you can't find your pants the next day. Ok, but somehow just not right. Same goes for last year's Christmas movie blockbusters.

So we talk about The Eagles Are Coming III, Birdman, American Sniper and when we say second Irak war, we mostly mean Afgahnistan. #WildTurkey101Proof

It's Christmas! Everybody is happy! Presents fall like hail. It's delicious.

We wrap up the season with chit chat about presents, black eyes, airlines, terrorists and kung fu gold belt stuff.