Porn comes in every variety in high volumes. You can’t shake a dick without finding someone who wants to help you cum. It’s so hard to know the good from the bad, though. There has to be a better way!

Too bad all we have is members of the internet using their rudimentary writing skills to review porn games made in Ren’Py in an overly-serious fashion. Come for the large breasts, stay for the card strats! Let’s all learn the limits of lewd as we read reviews from a few years back lamenting the lack of CGs and card game mechanics with equal fervor.

This week, Extra Credit doesn’t have enough books to make Belle into a horny slut.