No pancakes, thanks for getting covid, smells like fish in here, it’s not that bad and killing unicorns. Also, assholes growling, Lowe’s playlist makes you buy random shit, American songs, glizzys, purple cocks and blue waffles and fishing struggles. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Expandable waist jeans, haven’t been to the gym since 2001, jacking off with body wash, a good tuna fish sandwich and interpreting Mica’s dreams. Both ears are back, old style buffets, thumbs to butt, ice in the urinal and partying in the USA. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Tickling your balls while you drink, songs that get you goin’, drunk karaoke, speed dating and people who don’t listen. Also, giant ass pythons, sleeping habits, your dreams are you in parallel universes, reincarnation and that’s what she said. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Working from home, describing porn categories to coworkers, sick kids, piss poor home improvements and concerts in the rain. Also, the milks gone bad, sangria swirls, ground beef with the shit and dicks in a pickle slicer. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Rings around your anus, reasons why the Eagle is the Americans bird, don’t judge a restaurant based off their takeout, John brings the beef, the burns on the first date and bones shouldn’t be in your sandwich. Also, unexpected BBQ, we got a concert this weekend, times have changed and cock it sock it robots. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

The last time you’ve gone to Panda Express, the Mexican Pizza is back, shows we watched when we were kids, who takes a half week vacation and celebrity. Also, co-ed competitive sports, look left to turn left, Kano eats a shoe and being a modern day Jesus. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show

 We are back after a few week break, Stephanie has small hands, dropping loads, shit on a shingle and cereal talk. Also, cuntalingus, Mica had a live band, John’s wife terrible snap chats, instant karma and Ross’ dog eats plastic. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Amazon packages arriving, it’s Cinco de Mayo, signs you’re going to get abducted, Facebook hates Ross, John is becoming his father and Amber Heard can shit in my bed. Also, dying on the shitter, Paul Walker was a creep, Mica is throwing a party and how tight is your gi string? All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

We get off to a great start, new beer to test, every night dinner choices, the tooth fairy has increased wages and what color mat you slept on in kindergarten. Also, NFL broadcasting free agency, sober enough to know right and wrong, balls in or balls out and Elon has officially bought Twitter. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Don’t mess with Barry, dogs natural reaction to doorbells, Ross is color blind, gray or grey and stringy onion things. Also, someone may be a cuck, fuck solicitors, Elon Musk is a business genius and credit card chips in hands. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.