It’s ghoul season, we survived a hurricane, yard gang, if you don’t use it you lose it, skeet soundtracks and baby snakes. Also, rats on the attack, biting hurts, skin care tips from Mica and how far can a snake smell. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Who let the dogs out, taking the Browns to the Super Bowl, balls out in the ball pit, aggressively shitting next to someone and John’s pet snake. Mica is a cartoonist, spicy popcorn chicken shits, hurricanes’a coming, lawn mower troubles and Kano hates John. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Shit stains on your pants, cleaning your gutters, Pumpkin spice is in season, emphasize the nut, Ray Donovan decorations and we’re all ants. Also, results of having a good feeling, wait so long to blow your load, football season is back and we need fat strippers. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Back after a two week break, make sure you flush cut your zip ties, cookies between the butt cheeks, John and Mica finally try the Little Debbies ice cream, pooping and playing Candy Crush and hungry belly buttons. Also, getting Ross aroused, putting car remote chips in your body, loud thumping sounds and gotta get the skeet out. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

 John makes us start the recording again, what does blush taste like, multipurpose tums dust, Sandy’s dead and ice cream update.  Rug burns on your elbows, fuck mayonnaise, calling people out at your wedding, and riding the school bus. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

 BuzzBallz, the best flavored Doritos, John pushed it to the edge, where’s the cheese, screw group messages and mushrooms suck. Also, Choco-Taco is gone, Mica can’t stop helping people, pulling out your own wisdom tooth and please don’t fart. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Show me your guns, 23 in me a hot dog, pulling neck muscles putting a shirt on, bitch took my spot and do you job. Also, the cake is great, Debra makes ice cream now, when is too much, a least you’re getting rubbed and working for High Noon’s. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Make sure you clean your peripherals, passing tests on the second try, using the free stuff at hotels, John has too much shit on your phone, only pull out what you need and getting pulled out by a golf cart. Also, weather is a mother fucker, Bob’s secret menu items, and drunk slip and slidin’.  All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

No pancakes, thanks for getting covid, smells like fish in here, it’s not that bad and killing unicorns. Also, assholes growling, Lowe’s playlist makes you buy random shit, American songs, glizzys, purple cocks and blue waffles and fishing struggles. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Expandable waist jeans, haven’t been to the gym since 2001, jacking off with body wash, a good tuna fish sandwich and interpreting Mica’s dreams. Both ears are back, old style buffets, thumbs to butt, ice in the urinal and partying in the USA. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.