The Born Stupid Show

We try new wine, would you stop and help random people, gettin’ eatin’ by a snake, a lady bit Mica’s dad and assholes at the grocery store. Also, dipshits on the road, no poonanny press for John celebrating for just doing your job. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Is being barefoot at work acceptable, unacceptable children’s books, putting your face on before you go out, Vanna is still flippin’ and but it dew. Also, live football game analysis, you gotta suck before you’re great and walk-up songs. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

It’s ghoul season, we survived a hurricane, yard gang, if you don’t use it you lose it, skeet soundtracks and baby snakes. Also, rats on the attack, biting hurts, skin care tips from Mica and how far can a snake smell. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Who let the dogs out, taking the Browns to the Super Bowl, balls out in the ball pit, aggressively shitting next to someone and John’s pet snake. Mica is a cartoonist, spicy popcorn chicken shits, hurricanes’a coming, lawn mower troubles and Kano hates John. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Shit stains on your pants, cleaning your gutters, Pumpkin spice is in season, emphasize the nut, Ray Donovan decorations and we’re all ants. Also, results of having a good feeling, wait so long to blow your load, football season is back and we need fat strippers. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Back after a two week break, make sure you flush cut your zip ties, cookies between the butt cheeks, John and Mica finally try the Little Debbies ice cream, pooping and playing Candy Crush and hungry belly buttons. Also, getting Ross aroused, putting car remote chips in your body, loud thumping sounds and gotta get the skeet out. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

 John makes us start the recording again, what does blush taste like, multipurpose tums dust, Sandy’s dead and ice cream update.  Rug burns on your elbows, fuck mayonnaise, calling people out at your wedding, and riding the school bus. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

 BuzzBallz, the best flavored Doritos, John pushed it to the edge, where’s the cheese, screw group messages and mushrooms suck. Also, Choco-Taco is gone, Mica can’t stop helping people, pulling out your own wisdom tooth and please don’t fart. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Show me your guns, 23 in me a hot dog, pulling neck muscles putting a shirt on, bitch took my spot and do you job. Also, the cake is great, Debra makes ice cream now, when is too much, a least you’re getting rubbed and working for High Noon’s. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Make sure you clean your peripherals, passing tests on the second try, using the free stuff at hotels, John has too much shit on your phone, only pull out what you need and getting pulled out by a golf cart. Also, weather is a mother fucker, Bob’s secret menu items, and drunk slip and slidin’.  All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.