The Born Stupid Show

It’s episode 200, the boys have come out the closet, you can’t spell success without suc, May the 4th be with you, who’s never been on a cruise. Also, not using your truck for truck stuff, looking at the meat, signs you are getting old, fruits of your labor, garage door problems, Ring doorbell saving Mica’s life, chapped ass, we need mini cows and what color is the milk. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

**NOTE** Podcast ends at 50 minutes although we recorded for 1 hour 20 minutes. Recording program froze and that's why podcast just ends.

Free protection, Jerry Springer is dead, Ross needs to go on the Maury Show, diarrhea is hereditary, Mica finally has internet and John needs to give up the past. Also, the thunder rolls, and you can now buy Wendy’s chili in a can. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

It’s a stoners holiday, Mica and John go to Chili’s without Ross, questionable movie recommendations, studding out your dog and the Jeep finally off-road. Insurance is a fraud, give me all the cholesterol, wine that puts hair on your nipples and Lance Armstrong and Buzz Lightyear on the moon. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Hair is a prefilter, HBO after dark, dream Onlyfans accounts, why is a chicken sandwich always a #7, why does cheese cost extra and who doesn’t Ranch. Also, John’s dogs have mud ass, high falutin dog food, American cheese is the superior cheese and pretzel crust pizza is back. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

We are back after a 3 week break, Laney Wilson is a tube of Pillsbury biscuits, Morgan Wallen is Miley Cyrus, John has good intentions, causing accidents and drama at the Cheesecake Factory. Also, playing chicken, don’t get on a plane or boat with Tom Hanks, TRL flashbacks, coming up on show 200 and our statistics. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Kano matches energy, are all leprechauns short, porcupine sex, snakes do shit and roughing it. Also, alcohol is starting to affect us, John needs a nebulizer, cheese-head had, glory holes and Ross finally got invited to lunch. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Mica is a pussy ass bitch,  you can’t drink 30 days of having a boob job, cauliflower ear, Palestine toxicity and continued hate for apple reactions. Also, was Grandma hot, Ross is color blind, we’re those douche bags and don’t shoot. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Outside the box, Chili’s never happened, John has new friends, 12 years and Hanson comes on, Mica loves k-pop, porn mag stash spots and starting a carrier in soft porn. Also, stupid tik-tok trends, being Jelly and Jam, lemme get that neck and she left and I’m the plumber. All that and more on this episode` of The Born Stupid show.

Smells like Grandpa’s balls, 3 for me, nobody is pegging Ross, can you reuse oil and Tom Brady retired. Also,  Nascar is going to France, giving you the stink eye, inventing stuff that already exists, restaurants that Ross hasn’t been to and I like my biscuits like my cookies. All that and more on this episode` of The Born Stupid show.

John is a terrible friend, father/son projects, we’re getting old enough to need primary doctors, this dudes sick and catfishing at work. Also, fishing in the parking lot, damsel in distress, full tuck or half tuck, giving them the fruit basket, inconsiderate neighbor and rubbing off on each other. All that and more on this episode` of The Born Stupid show.