The Born Stupid Show

I don’t want to be here, I’m more white trash than you, sandwich bag of $1 bills in the glove box, kids games are a scam and how kids are made. Also, keistering cosmic pixie dust, kicking the dust up, pre butter your corn, the shit Mica has us google and getting with the technology. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Kano’s an ass man, every lunch ends with dicks, finding what scratch offs have the best odds, that’s a fucking tank man, Mica’s mom dropped him off at the fire department and Christmas has come and gone. Also, learning to ride a bike, John won’t mount a bass, the ultimate stocking stuffer, wine that makes your nipples burn and show your work. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Ross guilt trips Danielle into having a Christmas party, wedding season is here, tucked in behind the one tree and shrubbery, a trip to the Bobby Maldalves, not so reflective glass and honeymoon wine. Also, we’re in international waters, John uses left handed scissors, and adult tax talk. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

 Last show before Thanksgiving, doubling up at lunch, the only participant in a tire changing contest, riding dirty and getting free gas. Also, wedding songs, John had scallops for dinner, homemade over instant, self-cleaning foreskins, get them in that Christmas spirit and everyone hates Creed and Nickleback. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Multiple birthdays since we last met, new High Noon flavors, new clothes smell, where’s the meatloaf and what John’s kids are eating these days. Also, make sure you check your Halloween candy, Thanksgiving is coming up fast, butter or margarine and more wings for your buck. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Fantasy football is more important than real football, smelling like a bass, John loves noodlin’, wearing Laney Wilson pants, brand new man, and movies you’ve seen once. Crying at a wedding for people you don’t even know, what’s a ¼ of 1/3, jacking off in another mans house and the league is bussin’. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

John’s phone problems, dreaming of titties at 6:15, just over a full rotation, be a good tipper, donating to charities and maxipad or tampon kind of guy. Also, wedding plans, bad tan lines, treating your robot right, softcore corn or hardcore corn, drinking in the suit shop and drinking for free at the jewelry store. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

It’s officially pumpkin spice season, defacing the new podcast table, fighting food poisoning, Steve the fish and terrible dad jokes. Also, John doesn’t elaborate, putting too much info in time off requests, big plans, dodging traffic for golf balls and bread’s bread bro. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

John came early, torture that was football camp, Kano is a big boy now, Hey Dude, elastic waist pants and chili cheese corn dogs. Also, you gotta stand for something, tall people weigh a lot, speaking to the Lord and Savior, leaked celebrities’ photos, laughing at your own jokes, and it’s almost officially fall All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Mr. Creed, smashing pumpkins at Mica’s house, taking the lose, risky Instagram messages and tool porn. Also, talking dirty, school pizza, tranny jobs, what position did Air Bud play, blown coverages and comparing flesh wounds. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.