The Born Stupid Show

John loves the pickles, chicken bacon ranch without ranch, Karens man, pasteurized and unpasteurized cheeses and Hardy is terrible. My mom is in the bargain bin, eating lunch like a first grader, the one thing you’d eat for the rest of your life, the dad jokes never end and cats giving you pink eye. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Mica wants tacos, coworkers….not friends, John is nasally, not being invited to the orgy, bears in the area and Hey Blinkin. Also, why is Ross always angry, glamping, built in birth control, flippage of the scriptage and fossils in fossil fuel. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Energy drinks nobody has heard about, George never told no lie, Lowes Pros hacks, jerking off in the truck at 8:31am, how Korn got their name and nasty sit-ups. Also, getting hit on by your cousin, party pops, dressing for the occasion, John loves Luke Bryan and AI songs. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

We are back after a hiatus, Ross doesn’t deal with spammers, hearing gun shot 200 yards from your house, Deadpool and Wolverine, Mica can’t stop quoting Adam Sandler and barely making home. Also, Lil John’s sausage, being a social butterfly, being judged at a restaurant and its so good that you shit before you leave the place. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

We will all be blind soon, te-te-tequila, Eric Bisqoff, civilization has developed in Mica’s area and cargo shorts. 32 people are coming, how to pay for services, multiple Punishers, lets do lunch and take that damn screen protector off. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

It hits close to home nowadays, John loves Dick’s, I got that bread, UPSP is terrible, being a drag on vacation and skeeting on tooth brushes. Also, losing pets that required maintenance, struggling reading your kids bed time stories, get fuked spammers  and baby sized burritos. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Ross wakes up and chooses violence, everyone is guilty of us not being here for a month, Jenny’s dead, pet cemetery, Grumpy banged Cinderella and John has seen all the oceans. All the movies we’ve just now recently seen, the hair on your ankles blowing in the wind and I drink alone. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

The ole 2 for 1, Sgt. Slaughter disease, picking out your vegetables, when does morning end, stumblin’ and fumblin’ and MS Paint porn. Also, Mica’s got a paint booth, the Daytona 500 party is next week….or is it, Ross is grillin’, John isn’t jacked about tools and not as sweet as the D. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

We are experiencing technical difficulties, John ruined Ross’ dad’s mustang, hijacking the touch tunes, the drive to survive and fancy race car people. Also,  it’s tax season bitches, I prefer it instant, I’m the tramp, what are you hiding in those slacks and fly like an eagle. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

John has become terrible at Instagram, new seltzers for the boys, Ross has never grilled anything, car manufacturers are a fraud, a good faith deposit and hanging out with the girls. Also, a bunch of circus jerks, dry heaving in the parking lot, race track life, John went to Nebraska and round house kick with these Jesus sandals. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.