It’s 2025, fake movie trailer ads, unfortunate 2025 laws, recapping the holidays and Dolly Parton is a buoy. Also, boob wine, Chunky Soup connoisseur, lawn mower gremlins and mom gave you dicks. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Santa Claus is coming to town, a bad situation a Dick’s, John doesn’t do butt stuff, torture in Disney movies and Big Bad John. Also, I ran over your bush, insurance is a scam, drone stories are getting out of hand, what’s Pope doin’ and a caterpillar is still a caterpillar. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Lil’ Dusty, pissing off moms, the fun police, Mica’s favorite childhood super hero, John didn’t make it to second base and being hit so hard you remember it the rest of your life. Also, pooping outside the check-in station, not giving a shit about your fantasy team, no snare in my headphones and Cam is a creep. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

John doesn’t like how it feels on his lips, Chik-fil A’s drive-thru is terrible, what do we the Swiss do, Mica is in the molding business and Luke Bryan strikes again. Also, joining a softball team, hard as a pancake, who made this shit and napping at Grandma’s house. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

John and Mica’s typical drive to lunch, getting harassed on the way to coffee, finally getting a new phone, whales taking out boats and dying with your dick in your hand, every song is Luke Bryan and going to Gator Land. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Ross is already upset, what does an asshole and a fridge have in common, ant colony in Mica’s truck, terrified from Pornhub and getting into confrontations at a concert. Also, John’s a terrible lunch date, never turn your back on family, I wonder what Air-Bud is up to and son of a bitch you did it. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

The proper way to dispose oil, why do they call it fossil fuel, HOA’s are assholes, hog hunting and taking a trip with no phone charger. Also, the wood pecker pecks it, that old bag, Crown Royal hits different, nap spaces at work and stupid random TSA checks. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

John loves Skeletor, the J is hay, filling out your yearly review, predatory lunch ladies and what were you doing in there. Also, hanging out in fly over states, take me fishing, the dresser matches the drapes, having your own Pee-Wee and don’t leave your butter behind. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Ross doesn’t get invited to fishing, you’d think Mica is in his 70’s, John loves the T’s, Dick’s after dinner, making all the shots, and getting bought out of your company Also, gotta do some herbs, it’s not mine, get to the fucking point and bright fleshlight. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Everyone started as a winner, John’s seeing shit, they don’t make things like they use to, a dude sets himself on fire and Mica wants to work at a Chinese restaurant. Also, spray tanning your sister-in-law, real-life Beavis and Butt-Head, Fast and the Furious is getting out of hand and green or black olives. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.