Back after 5 months away, someone is having a baby, eagle facts, Kevin shit in his crate and super-size that bitch. Also, selling shit on Facebook shows you how stupid people are, fuck bees, John looks like a picnic, the shit won’t flush and  them damn hoes.

We are back because preseason football sucks, Mica got a new dog, night time A/C test is a success, there’s a new Happy Gilmore movie and always hold a grudge. Also, meetings that shouldn’t be meetings, three types of people in this world and running out of positivity. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

We are back after a break, John’s got a cock, getting poked by your wife and cut the balls off the hog. Also, shitting your pants at the age of 37, fuck love bugs, hurricane season is right around the corner, is it a buffalo or bison and every state needs an NFL team. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Kevin is a sock sucker, leaving surprises under the bed, vote for Mica as your HOA president, redneck strength, earthing and the gay chick in the jeep. Also, lets race some Altimas, Sally did what by the seas shore?, male order brides and Ross has a fat head. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Grab his dick and twist it, thumbing the butthole, NASCAR is back, what makes Ross excited, dragging me to a concert and the Super Bowl sucked. Also, how about this jersey instead, Kevin has joined the family, another year without a Daytona 500 party and how much grey matter. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Hard sausage, getting the right valentine gift, why is Ctrl V paste, John’s pot store and Eddie is smoking the meat. Also, don’t be an asshole in the merge lane, suck your own titty, purchases at the school book store, it’s hard to pee when it’s cold and coochie pop. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Mica is officially old today, no porn in Florida, make sure you pick up the shit, RIP Disney Quest and the fossil store. Also, did you see that?, John can’t drive, cut the pork chop, it’s been cold as shit, and Daytona is back. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

It’s 2025, fake movie trailer ads, unfortunate 2025 laws, recapping the holidays and Dolly Parton is a buoy. Also, boob wine, Chunky Soup connoisseur, lawn mower gremlins and mom gave you dicks. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Santa Claus is coming to town, a bad situation a Dick’s, John doesn’t do butt stuff, torture in Disney movies and Big Bad John. Also, I ran over your bush, insurance is a scam, drone stories are getting out of hand, what’s Pope doin’ and a caterpillar is still a caterpillar. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Lil’ Dusty, pissing off moms, the fun police, Mica’s favorite childhood super hero, John didn’t make it to second base and being hit so hard you remember it the rest of your life. Also, pooping outside the check-in station, not giving a shit about your fantasy team, no snare in my headphones and Cam is a creep. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.