The Bottom Bible

The Bottom Bible

By Vanessa Cordero and Katy PearsonComedyHealth & FitnessSexuality
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The Bottom Bible episodes

  • Episode 97: The Lipstick Effect
    It's been said that financially troubled times can be marked by the uptick in lipstick sales, is this true or just story some lipstick peddler sold us? Well, it looks like it might be the latter, but *M. Night Shyamalan twist* maybe it's actually a subconscious reaction in mate-seeking behavior! Sometimes you think you're going to do some research about self-care and feel-good mini splurges in a time of financial instability, and you suddenly find yourself scowling angrily at screen trying to tell you lipstick is your subconscious' way of competing for resources. Human behavior, as tricky as finding the perfect shade of red lipstick, am I right?
    39 min
  • Episode 96: Celebrity Scandals with Troy McEady (Dunzo! Podcast)

    This week we had the extreme pleasure of recording with the hilarious, the brilliant, the pop culture archeologist, Troy McEady of DUNZO! Podcast.

     

    Join us as we discuss juicy celebrity scandals and cringe with second hand embarrassment. We cover Queen Maria, Old Blue Eyes Paul Hollywood, and hot tub sensation himself Thomas Gibson. 

     

    Follow Troy on Instagram @dunzopodcast 

    Listen to Troy's DUNZO! Podcast here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dunzo/id1229709087

     

     

    1 hr 15 min
  • Episode 95: Did ya'll know Incest Porn was a thing?!
    Buckle up, sisters, brothers, cousins, and step-half uncles once removed, because we're about to get into some awkward adult territory... PORN. Incest porn to be exact, did you know it was a thing? No longer relegated to the "special interest" section of porn, it's out and proud! Vanessa did a deep dive into the topic and quickly resurfaced for air, then she went back and did more of a toe dip because the faux familiar waters were murky and deep. Let's hold hands and wade in together, shall we?
    1 hr 17 min
  • Episode 94: - Dream Catchers; the dream analysis episode!
    Have you ever had a dream that um, you could, uh... um, have a penis or be pregnant? We did, wanna hear about it? Great, this is the episode for you. It has everything: violent bald men, bungee cord pull backs, rainforest pee, unexplained pregnant Sporty Spice, overnight penis, and Jessica Simpson. What could our dreams mean? Do they mean anything at all? We discuss our disturbing and sometimes hilarious dreams, then look them up on what we hope is a reputable dream analysis website. Dare to dream with us, babes.
     
    XOXO,
    Your dream gals
    49 min
  • Episode 93: Pandemic Periods and why they're so weird!

    As if we didn't have enough to worry about during a global pandemic, unpredictable periods have been a frustrating side effect for many people that bleed. Whether you've gotten the "mother of all periods" or your period is coming at random times, bleeders and doctors alike have noticed an uptick in abnormal cycles. We discuss some of the science behind these erratic cycles and share our own bizarre Pandemic Period experiences. 

     

     

    42 min
  • Episode 91: Back to Life, Back to Reality

    This week we're talking about something many of us are facing - going back to work after three months of stay-at-home orders! What's it been like heading back to the old grind? There have been highs, there have been lows, and there have been Karens. Ultimately, this is a story of triumph - of two bottoms, sitting side by side, watching YouTube tutorials about folding towels. We're trying something totally new this week, an edit-free episode...you'll hear us as we truly are, fuck ups and all!

    What have your back-to-work stories been like? How about those of you who are still waiting for work? We want to hear about what you're going through too! Drop us a line on the the latest Instagram post, or call and leave a voicemail on the Bottom Bible hotline (805) 628-2397.

    40 min
  • Episode 90: Quarantine Hauls of Fame

    Impulse control is hard, especially during a global pandemic. Look, it's been rough, and there's only so many shows we can binge, and banana bread we can bake. A little online shopping can be very soothing, we've been doing a lot of soothing. Like, a lot. This week, we explore the highs and lows of our quarantine shopping hauls. Get ready for lots of clothes, books, candles, hats, and dog DNA kits. Someone call Suze Orman!

    1 hr 28 min
  • Episode 89: What Would Ben and Jerry's Do?

    In a world full of Karens be like Ben and Jerrys. 

    This week we decided to have a discussion about the protests taking place across the country, and across the world. We're not experts, and aren't here to explain things to anyone - we wanted to have a conversation about our reactions and how we've tried to educate ourselves and get informed.

    58 min
  • Episode 88: Musky Cherry Cordials; a list

    Important note: This episode was recorded and set to be released before the death of George Floyd and the powerful Black Lives Matter protests that erupted, all over the world. We want to take a moment to again express our full support of the Black Lives Matter movement & destroying White Supremacy. We will be back with another episode next week, talking more specifically about these recent events. 

    This week's episode is a long list of weird things we dislike but most people absolutely love; it's a lasagne of friendship. We hope it brings you some joy! 

    Places to Donate in support of the Black Lives Matter movement: 

    Black Lives Matter

    Justice for Breonna Taylor 

    The Bail Project 

    We are also in the middle of Pride Month; if you have the means please also consider donating to The Trevor Project 

    #BLACKLIVESMATTER 

    1 hr 10 min

About The Bottom Bible

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Two self-described Bottoms discussing sex, relationships, pop culture, current events and everything in between.