The Bottom Bible

If this stay-at-home order has taught us anything its that we love to be socially responsible and we live for cringe-worthy reality stars. This week we are giving you an entire episode dedicated to what we believe are the TOP most cringey reality tv stars and personalities. Anyone is fair game, lads or ladies and we held back zero punches. 

After you listen to this episode hop over to our instagram and cast your VOTE for who you think should be crowned the Queen of Cringe poll, gender need not matter in this poll or ever. 

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This week we go in DEEP with one of realty tv's most talked about personalities, Ms. Darcey Silva. Some people love her, some people may loathe her but, at the end of the day it's undeniable that her whirlwind relationships make for some delicious reality television. Come hang with us while we dissect Ms. Darcey's psyche and share some analysis from some true experts in the field of psychology; what makes this thirst queen so thirsty? 

This is our first ever "Bottom Bible After Dark" episode! These are the episodes that happen when the tape just keeps rolling. We are several cocktails in and are throwing structure to the wind. It's just a chat, a sloshy tête-à-tête.

This episode we're releasing was recorded WELL before Social Distancing and Quarantining was required. It feels like a lifetime ago. We miss recording in the same room but understand the importance of sheltering in place, distancing and flattening down that curve. So until we can saddle up next to one another in the same room again, enjoy this inaugural episode of the "BB After Dark" series! 

If you have a vagina then you've likely discussed, researched or experienced multiple orgasms. As it turns out this climaxing phenomenon has more layers than just reaching orgasms, over and over again. Join us as we discuss what's actually going on when you're hitting that triple cherry. 

What's keeping us calm during this Covid-19 Quarantine? This week we discuss what we're doing, what we're watching and what we're listening to; to help us pass the time. 

What are ya'll listening to? What are you watching? Tell us over on instagram!

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We've discussed the occasional dick pic here or there but, a friend/listener pointed out that we've never done a FULL episode on the unsolicited dick pic. So here it is. We focused our discussion primarily on heterosexual men sending dic picks to heterosexual women, as most of the research is centered on these two groups. We also discovered mid episode the wild, magical world of penile Clothing and Accessories. So cute, so wild, we're not joking. Please visit our instagram for glorious links and pictures. 

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Have you ever wondered how the Bottom Bible Ladies met? Or how this podcast was formed? Sheltered inside with comic books, delicious garbage television and all of our quarantine snacky snacks we bring you: The Bottom Bible Origin Story! Find out how we met, where the idea for this podcast came from and what we're most looking forward to once life returns to a new but, somewhat familiar routine. 

Next week we'll talk about penises. No really, next week we're talking about penises. 

This episode is brought to you by listener request! We had a listener reach out and ask us if we'd revisit the Netflix series "Love is Blind" since we only covered the very beginning a few episodes back. So obviously, we finished the series and please enjoy this lengthy episode where we discuss the brides who literally crash and burn, the baby voices, the makeup debt of it all. 

As promised, we're going to continue to bring you weekly episodes despite not being able to record in the same room together. We definitely miss recording in the same space but are more than happy to obey California's "shelter in place" order because it means that we're doing what we can to flatten the curve. Stay safe, stay well and stay home (if it's not essential). Onto the episode!

This week Vanessa has brought us some FASCINATING fart facts about "Female Nocturnal Orgasms". We'll learn all about the science behind it, the frequency in which most women experience these orgasms and share some of our own personal experiences with the sleepy time big O's.

Life feels a bit surreal these days. Communities around the world are sheltering in place due to the outbreak of the Corona Virus; Covid-19. We recorded this episode last week, just a few days before Governor Newsom enacted his "Shelter in Place" order. We decided to do the responsible thing and record this episode via Zencastr. Tune in to hear what we're doing to keep ourselves safe and sane during this Global Pandemic. We hope you're staying safe & healthy! Remember, to stay home if you can and wash those hands!