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We hear about Susie and Sarah's reunion, and share tales from their Denver adventures. We discuss how losing your ID and/or phone is a miserable experience, and reminded us the importance of memorizing phone numbers. Sarah says her (deceased) grandma came to visit her. Susie discusses a podcast about Oz the Mentalist, and how he says he is an expert in human behavior and non-verbal cues, and that's how he claims he performs his tricks, but the truth is way dumber. We discuss the Norm Macdonald and Maria Bamford documentaries, and how their real lives intersect with their storytelling and comedic style. We discuss a study that determined whether Kevin Bacon actually is the center of Hollywood, and if not, who is. We learn which animals having feelings, and how we know. Plus, we discuss the case of a woman who went on a trip and left her children alone for a few days, and she got arrested as a result.

00:00 - Susie and Sarah's Denver Reunion and Lou Jr.'s Charm

02:35 - Red Rocks Concert Fun and the Stress of a Lost ID

11:27 - Supernatural Signs and Oz the Mentalist's Deceptive Tricks

22:25 - Unboxing Daily Look: Perfect Jeans and Lounge Pants

25:53 - Norm Macdonald's Art and Maria Bamford's Honest Comedy

31:53 - Uncovering Hollywood's True Center: Samuel L. Jackson and Nicole Kidman

41:50 - Elevating Meals with Delicious and Versatile Brodo Broth

45:07 - Exploring Animal Emotions and the Ethics of Eating Meat

01:01:08 - Debating Parental Neglect and Teen Healthcare Autonomy

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Today we hear why overnight oats and "healthy" recipes are ruining Sarah's morning. We discuss a woman who sent invoices to people who RSVP'ed to her wedding, but didn't show up, and we debate whether she was right to do so. Sarah tells about a real live flamingo that was stolen from a Las Vegas casino by a drunken Canadian. We hear about an "artist" who sold a statue he made, but the only problem was that it was invisible. Sarah shares new findings about people who claim they had been reincarnated, and they found that people who claimed their previous death was traumatic were reincarnated faster than people claimed their previous death was peaceful. We debate the virtues and perils of AI and the hand-wringing that people do about students using it to "cheat."

00:00 - Getting Serious: TV Shows, Carrie, and Menopause Wisdom

02:27 - Sarah's Rant: 'Healthy' Desserts Are Just Lies

09:10 - Bride Bills Guests for Not Attending Her Wedding

18:50 - Drunken Canadian Steals a Flamingo from Las Vegas Casino

25:50 - Artist Sells Invisible Statue for €15,000 Euros

37:36 - Study Links Traumatic Deaths to Faster Reincarnation

49:05 - Harvard Survey Reveals Widespread Al Use in Academia

59:29 - Real Deal Podcast: Support Brain Candy, Not Al

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Today we hear why Sarah is glowing thanks to her new routine. Susie does a spoiler-free discussion of You Can See Everything. We learn about a woman who jumped off a cruise ship, and her explanation is hilarious, but Sarah adds some fan fiction to her story. Susie talks about the double slit experiment and Sarah explains why it sent her into a whole quantum physics rabbit hole to figure out "what is real." We debate the Victoria's Secret model who was an angel in the fashion show six weeks postpartum, and the various reactions people had about it. We discuss aging musical artists who are touring well into their 80s and 90s, and whether it's cringey or inspiring.

00:00 - Sarah Shares Her New Running Routine and 'Runner's Glow'

12:26 - The 'You Can See Everything' Documentary and Exploitation

15:37 - Woman Jumps Off Cruise Ship and Other Tragic Accidents

29:18 - Exploring the Double Slit Experiment and Quantum Reality

36:15 - Victoria's Secret Model Six Weeks Postpartum and Unrealistic Expectations

50:30 - Debating Aging Musical Artists: Cringey or Inspiring?

01:00:07 - Supporting the Podcast and Final Thoughts

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Sarah explains how men are weaponizing pooping, which is enraging. Apparently they hide in there to avoid being a good husband and dad. Susie has a laughing fit over the (not true) idea that Sarah might've had a hysterectomy because she ate too many red peppers. We find out why doodling actually increases your ability to pay attention. Justice for doodlers! We hear about a man who climbed El Capitan with his 7-year-old to set a new record for youngest climber on the mountain. We hate it. Scientists are making cookies out of plastic now.

00:00 - The Embarrassing Reality of Being a Podcaster

04:51 - Navigating Laryngitis and ADHD Medication Challenges

09:51 - Men Using Bathroom Time to Avoid Family Responsibilities

19:01 - Brazilian Steakhouses and Food Sensitivity Discoveries

26:27 - Doodling Improves Attention for Neurodivergent Brains

37:45 - How Parental Phone Use Affects Children More

42:16 - Outrage Over Dad Climbing El Capitan with 7-Year-Old

49:16 - Scientists Create Protein-Rich Cookies from Plastic Waste

53:30 - An Embarrassing Dog Treat and Pita Chip Mix-Up

56:44 - Connect with Us in the Brain Candy Club

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Susie is very obsessed with the Kelly Clarkson/animatronic bird ordeal involving a Brooklyn toy store. Whose side are you on? We discuss the doomsday problem that all the rich will face where their veneers are going to need maintenance, but we're in an apocalypse so... We learn about a new study that showed that the rich are more likely to be shitty on the road, lie at work, and literally steal candy from a baby. We discuss the recent airline incident where a pilot tried to hijack the plane, but a man saved the day through skills he learned watching a show about airplane crashes. We discuss the problem of an "intelligence gap" in a relationship, and why it's more complicated than just brains or IQ. Learn the three traits that actually matter!

00:00 - Spooky Season, School, and Fred Armisen Live

10:17 - Who's Right: Kelly Clarkson or the Toy Store?

20:57 - Study Shows Wealthy Are Less Well-Behaved

27:45 - Hero Passenger Saves Plane from Machete Attack

37:04 - Should Robots Fly Planes and Drive Cars?

41:06 - Biting Flight Attendants and Tragic Theme Park Accidents

44:55 - Dumped for a Library Card: An Intelligence Gap?

53:28 - Where to Find More Brain Candy Content

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Susie thinks people at the gym probably think she's a stripper. Sarah is ambivalent about SpOoOoOky Season. We learn about a robot recycling program where they're thrown into a lake of fire, and it sounds like a real waste of money, but it looks hilar. Sarah shares the story of the first ever all-female town council, how it came to be, and why they were ahead of their time. As an aside, Susie wants to know why men (e.g. fraternities) don't clean their rooms and are fine living in squalor and filth. Susie watched a documentary about the guy who was "swallowed" by a whale and lived to tell the tale, and how it changed her perception of the story behind the silly headline. Sarah describes a testosterone study that examined whether T levels rose during competition, chopping wood, and at rest, and the answer was surprising, but we have follow-up questions.

00:00 - Sarah's Ambivalence About Spooky Season

03:25 - Susie's Gym Outfit Looks Like a Stripper Shift

05:28 - Sarah & Susie's Beth Stelling Friendship

09:07 - Robots Jump Into a Lake of Fire

16:18 - Unlock Your Healthiest Skin with OneSkin

19:00 - Jackson, WY's Pioneering All-Female Town Council

23:32 - The Man Swallowed by a Whale Documentary

32:29 - Middle Schoolers Take Over NPR Spotify Comments

38:50 - Chopping Wood Boosts Testosterone More Than Soccer

48:37 - How Testosterone Levels Change with Age

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Susie got to hang out with some other Rices, and it was glorious. Sarah started horse school, and she is loving it, but she doesn't think she can ever ride a horse again (!). Susie watched a documentary about a hotel that gives their guests dolls to do, um, very not safe for work things to, and we are debating whether this is harm reduction for men who would otherwise treat women poorly or just enabling men to live in isolation. We debate the virtues of a comedian who went viral for doing impressions of his perimenopausal wife. Plus, we hear about a man who wrote online about his distaste for Norm Macdonald and a bunch of weird men online tortured him and his wife for three years by sending SWAT teams to his house 55 times!

00:00 - Sarah's Early Morning Airport Run and Susie's Cold

04:44 - Susie's Dinner with Sarah's Family and Horse School Beginnings

17:40 - Why Sarah Might Never Ride a Horse Again

24:51 - Debating the Harm Reduction of the Sex Doll Hotel

41:36 - A Comedian's Nightmare: 55 Swatting Incidents

48:44 - Viral Comedian's Wife Impressions and a Doobie Brothers Reunion

01:02:12 - Final Thoughts and How to Support the Podcast

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Scientists have discovered a new part of the female anatomy and they have no idea what it even does. So that's just great. A disabled woman was paid her full salary, but told not to come to work, and she sued for being excluded from working (WHILE STILL GETTING PAID), and Susie has never been more furious. We don't know how we feel about Taylor Swift's Madison Square Garden wedding, and now the Swifties are going to come after Susie. And Sarah explains the importance of silliness.

00:00 - Unraveling Sarah's Soapy Hair Dilemma with Al

02:41 - Uncovering the Rete Ovarai and Medical Dismissal

11:35 - French Woman Sues Over Being Paid to Do Nothing

23:08 - Fueling Your Day with Delicious and Nutritious Brodo

25:53 - Deconstructing Taylor Swift's Calculated Fame and Artistry

37:58 - Why Embracing Silliness is Essential for Adult Well-being

50:23 - From Marmots to Feet: The World of Niche OnlyFans

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Sarah just started a therapy business, but she thinks she missed her calling as a redecorator for therapy offices. Someone who could use Sarah's therapy skills is the guy Susie saw at Oktoberfest who had a full-on 15-minute slur-filled rant, and the sheriff had to cart him away. Susie watched a documentary about ultramarathoners, and describes the teams of people who support these extreme athletes, why she thinks the women are different from the men, and why it's similar to drug addiction. Sarah describes the "wheel of well-being" that can help people find balance in their lives. Susie talks about the American Gladiator, Siren, who was hearing-impaired, and her difference caused a lot of pain throughout her life. We find out who is having the most hot and heavy boom-boom, and the answer shocked us. Plus, Susie is raging about a bar that closed down in Boston because they were dummies.

00:00 - Sarah's Struggle with Uninspiring Therapy Office Decor

07:07 - Susie Witnesses a Slur-Filled Rant at Oktoberfest

14:08 - Are Ultramarathons a Form of Selfish Drug Addiction?

27:40 - Finding Balance with Sarah's Wheel of Well-being

37:25 - The Troubled Life of American Gladiator Siren

42:13 - Why Caraway Cookware Never Lets You Down

44:33 - Why Religious Couples Have More Satisfying Sex

57:59 - The Boston Lesbian Bar That Closed Due to Extreme Policies

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00:00 - Enjoying Fall Weather and Upcoming Concert Plans

03:32 - Brainstorming Batman and Villain Halloween Costume Ideas

06:47 - Are Music Festivals Getting Too Big and Out of Control?

28:14 - The Man Who Built and Charged for a Fake Ancient Amphitheater

39:24 - Examining the Last Meal Choices of Infamous Serial Killers

50:14 - From High School Reports to Modern Serial Killer Obsolescence

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