They're showing up to do a good thing but I really just want to shut the door and eat my pizza 

There's a reason more men opt to have this procedure done this time of year.

The Break Room (TUESDAY 3/26/24) 9am Hour Includes:

1) This man is warning his neighbors that they're getting scammed by their lawn service. 

2) Turns out we're all just a bunch of bums who want to play with a parachute. 

The Break Room (TUESDAY 3/26/24) 8am Hour Includes:

1) Every generation of parents believe they've solved the problems of the parents and grandparents before them.

2) Though these are legal to have on you, it doesn't seem like they'd do much good in a confrontation like this one.

3) For the first time in decades, you could be paying more for one of Tommy & Duffy's favorite snacks.

The Break Room (TUESDAY 3/26/24) 7am Hour Includes:

1) Tommy says if it's not real, he doesn't want it.... He might be in for a rude awakening.

2) If this happened to a teacher when you were a kid, what are the odds you went the extra mile to help them out?

3) They're showing up to do a good thing but I really just want to shut the door and eat my pizza 

The Break Room (TUESDAY 3/26/24) 6am Hour Includes:

1) It sure seems like there are a lot of self-titled bridge "experts" out there, & one of them happens to be in the room. 

2) There's a reason more men opt to have this procedure done this time of year.

3) Who knew there were so many places on your body that you could keep a gun...

If this customer was hoping to return to this business in the future, they might run into a few problems. 

Round one is complete, it's onto the next level of matchups in our WHERE THEY WHININ' BITCH BURB BRACKET TOURNAMENT! 

Can you please take this off my bill?

This doesn't seem like the type of impulse buy customers are looking to get at the gas station